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Offline Trekker4747

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Re: Yo, what things do you learn, boyeeeeeeeee?
« Reply #30 on: February 21, 2013, 06:30:17 PM »
So was truly a directorial mistake to capture this "street whizzer" they just never went back and re-shot?


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Re: Yo, what things do you learn, boyeeeeeeeee?
« Reply #31 on: February 22, 2013, 05:56:16 AM »
I think of Birdemic for some reason when I watch this movie.  However Cool as Ice has better production values.   Both movies,  though,  require the audience's suspension-of-disbelief to be on steroids.
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Re: Yo, what things do you learn, boyeeeeeeeee?
« Reply #32 on: February 22, 2013, 03:51:26 PM »
Pile drivers: They require no operators or supervision of any kind. In fact, abandon your construction site completely with the equipment still running. It's not like anyone's going to get hurt.

Also, our protagonists (for lack of a better word) clearly did not watch the "Danger: Keep Out" short.


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Re: Yo, what things do you learn, boyeeeeeeeee?
« Reply #33 on: February 22, 2013, 05:34:10 PM »
And Ice does not appear to have a job.  How does he afford that dope motorcycle and those phat threads?

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Re: Yo, what things do you learn, boyeeeeeeeee?
« Reply #34 on: February 22, 2013, 06:02:28 PM »
I suspect his "job" is being a rapper. Maybe not on an level of having discs, er, "tapes" out there and stuff but a local guy.... Or something.  I dunno, I'm out.


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Re: Yo, what things do you learn, boyeeeeeeeee?
« Reply #35 on: February 22, 2013, 06:47:24 PM »
When Vanilla Ice's posse's motorcycle is worth more than your house, mistakes have been made.

And what happened to that motorcycle Nick bashed apart? Did they figure it was a good idea to take it to an actual mechanic this time, instead of just cruising around, looking for the most bizarre house possible and handing it over to them.


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Re: Yo, what things do you learn, boyeeeeeeeee?
« Reply #36 on: February 22, 2013, 06:56:44 PM »
I was kind of expecting more from that "bike smashing" scene other than it just being more "evidence" for Tremors Guy to not trust Vanilla. But, really, nothing came from it. And the gang that beat up Dumb Boyfriend who "put him in the hospital" apparently only broke his nose.



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Re: Yo, what things do you learn, boyeeeeeeeee?
« Reply #37 on: February 23, 2013, 08:45:21 PM »
He comes across as a dangerous Douche bag but we're all to think exactly the opposite.
Could this be the instance when the expletive "Douche bag" spontaneously emerged into the public consciousness? Because I was thinking "Douche bag" at the exact same time you were!

I"VE got more flava than this clown!

I'm going to get down on my clown knees and thank god that Ice Cube exists and made the movie Friday.

More importantly, was the sandwich-eating guy pregnant?

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Re: Yo, what things do you learn, boyeeeeeeeee?
« Reply #38 on: February 24, 2013, 07:09:39 AM »
McDonald's new sandwich,. the McBlrghhhhh


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Re: Yo, what things do you learn, boyeeeeeeeee?
« Reply #39 on: February 28, 2013, 06:01:58 PM »
I learned that Vanilla Ice is a kung fu master. I had no idea until the end.


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Re: Yo, what things do you learn, boyeeeeeeeee?
« Reply #40 on: February 28, 2013, 06:09:01 PM »
Wait... is Kung-Fu and getting beat-up the same thing?



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Re: Yo, what things do you learn, boyeeeeeeeee?
« Reply #41 on: February 28, 2013, 06:39:16 PM »
Wait... is Kung-Fu and getting beat-up the same thing?


In the world of Ice.....Yes.


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Re: Yo, what things do you learn, boyeeeeeeeee?
« Reply #42 on: February 28, 2013, 07:36:03 PM »
Wait... is Kung-Fu and getting beat-up the same thing?


In the world of Ice.....Yes.

Don't you mean "Yep, yep"?



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Re: Yo, what things do you learn, boyeeeeeeeee?
« Reply #43 on: March 11, 2013, 09:07:04 PM »
i learned that is is acceptable for guys in their mid to late 20's to flirt with teenage girls and not be arrested


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Re: Yo, what things do you learn, boyeeeeeeeee?
« Reply #44 on: March 12, 2013, 07:07:56 AM »
We don't know how old Ice's character was supposed to be. And the actress playing Kat didn't exactly look like she was in her teen either. So I didn't have a problem with that.