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Re: Top 50 Most Requested Rifftrax of 2013
« Reply #75 on: February 08, 2013, 11:17:34 AM »


10. Catwoman - (2004) - 50 points
(3 of 13 lists. Highest ranking - #6 ScottoTD and Pyramid Head)
   
Directed by Pitof
Starring Halle Berry, Sharon Stone, Benjamin Bratt

Place on 12's list: N/A
Place on 11's list: #43
Place on 10's list: N/A
Place on 09's list: N/A
Place on 08's list: N/A
Last year's #10: X-Men Origins Wolverine -(2009)

Synopsis:
Catwoman is the story of shy, sensitive artist Patience Philips, a woman who can't seem to stop apologizing for her own existence. She works as a graphic designer for Hedare Beauty, a mammoth cosmetics company on the verge of releasing a revolutionary anti-aging product. When Patience inadvertently happens upon a dark secret her employer is hiding, she finds herself in the middle of a corporate conspiracy. What happens next changes Patience forever. In a mystical twist of fate, she is transformed into a woman with the strength, speed, agility and ultra-keen senses of a cat. With her newfound prowess and feline intuition, Patience becomes Catwoman, a sleek and stealthy creature balancing on the thin line between good and bad. Like any wildcat, she's dangerous, elusive and untamed. Her adventures are complicated by a burgeoning relationship with Tom Lone, a cop who has fallen for Patience but cannot shake his fascination with the mysterious Catwoman, who appears to be responsible for a string of crime sprees plaguing the city.

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Re: Top 50 Most Requested Rifftrax of 2013
« Reply #76 on: February 08, 2013, 11:25:08 AM »


9. Dune - (1984) - 53 points
(3 of 13 lists. Highest ranking - #1 Gojikranz)

   
Directed by David Lynch
Starring Francesca Annis, Kyle MacLachlan and Sting

Place on 12's list: #3
Place on 11's list: #9
Place on 10's list: #2
Place on 09's list: #5
Place on 08's list: #10
Last year's #9: Star Trek : The Motion Picture - (1978)

Synopsis:
"It is a distant galaxy in the far future. The year is 10191. Arrakis is a desert planet, Arrakis is the only source of 'Melange' a vital drug used by the Guild Navigators for space travel from star system to star system. Two rival families, The Atreides and The Harkonnens, fight for control of the mining operations of Melange on Arrakis. When his father Duke Leto Atreides is assassinated by the evil Baron Harkonnen. Duke Leto's son Paul and Paul's mother Lady Jessica flee deep into the desert and are befriend by the Fremen, natives of Arrakis. Due to the influence of the 'Melange' Paul learns he has special powers and he can see into the future. Paul unites the Freman and forms a army of warriors and leads them into battle against Baron Harkonnen and the corrupt Emperor Padishah Shaddam IV who is in league with the Harkonnen's and vows to avenge his father and sets out to liberate Arrakis and it's people from the Emperor's rule and fulfill his destiny."

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Re: Top 50 Most Requested Rifftrax of 2013
« Reply #77 on: February 08, 2013, 11:33:07 AM »
 
 
8. Air Force One - (1997) - 54 points
(3 of 13 lists. Highest ranking - #3 Compound)
                     
Directed by Wolfgang Petersen
 Starring Harrison Ford, Gary Oldman and Glenn Close
 
Place on 12's list: #4
Place on 11's list: #12
Place on 10's list: #14
Place on 09's list: N/A
Place on 08's list: N/A
Last year's #8: Tron Legacy - (2010)
 
Synopsis:
"The President of the United States is on a journey home after making a speech in Moscow. But on the journey, Russian hijackers take over the plane, disguising themselves as newspaper reporters. They want the President to ring Moscow and release General Redek. But they think that the President has escaped in the pod. But the president is really still on board air force One attempting to regain control of the plane and to rescue his wife and daughter."
 
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Re: Top 50 Most Requested Rifftrax of 2013
« Reply #78 on: February 08, 2013, 11:33:16 AM »


9. Dune - (1984) - 53 points
(3 of 13 lists. Highest ranking - #1 Gojikranz)

Damn straight there would be much rejoicing
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Re: Top 50 Most Requested Rifftrax of 2013
« Reply #79 on: February 08, 2013, 11:53:09 AM »
 
 
7. Super Mario Brothers - (1985) - 55 points
(5 of 13 lists. Highest ranking - #5 Darth Geek)
                     
Directed by Rocky Morton and Annabel Jankel
Starring Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo and Dennis Hopper
 
Place on 12's list: #2
Place on 11's list: #1
Place on 10's list: #8
Place on 09's list: #43
Place on 08's list: #12
Last year's #7: Superman IV: The Quest for Peace - (1986)
 
Synopsis:
"This is the story of two hard working Italian plumber brothers named Mario Mario and Luigi Mario, who befriends a young paleontologist named Daisy. She uncovers a massive find of mysterious new dinosaur bones. While exploring the tunnels where dinosaur fossils lay, saboteurs hired by the Mario Bros. rival businessman, Anthony Scapelli, to break some underground pipes. Meanwhile, in a hidden world called Dino-world, King Koopa's land is running out of water and going through problems so he sends Spike and Iggy to kidnap Daisy! Now the Super Mario Bros. find themselves the only hope to save the Earth from invasion then challenge a diabolical lizard king and they must battle giant reptilian goombas, outwit misfit thugs and undermine sinister scheme by taking over the world!"
 
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Re: Top 50 Most Requested Rifftrax of 2013
« Reply #80 on: February 08, 2013, 11:59:54 AM »
 
 
6. National Treasure- (2004) - 61 points
(3 of 13 lists. Highest ranking - #2 DB Barnes)
                     
Directed by Jon Turteltaub
 Starring Nicolas Cage, Diane Kruger and Justin Bartha
 
Place on 12's list: #19
Place on 11's list: #32
Place on 10's list: #27
Place on 09's list: #19
Place on 08's list: #39
Last year's #6: Iron Man 2 - (2010)
 
Synopsis:
"Since childhood, Benjamin Franklin Gates has known that he is descended from a long line of people whose job is to guard a treasure hidden by the Founding Fathers, who hid clues to its whereabouts in the country's currency and on the back of the Declaration of Independence. Now, he has learned of a plot to steal the Declaration, and has only one option: steal it himself. Even if he pulls off this monumental task, keeping the treasure safe is still going to be incredibly hard, especially since the FBI has also gotten wind of the scheme."
 
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Re: Top 50 Most Requested Rifftrax of 2013
« Reply #81 on: February 08, 2013, 12:11:15 PM »
 

5. Judge Dredd - (1995) - 61 points
(5 of 13 lists. Highest ranking - #2 Darth Geek)
   
Directed by Danny Cannon
Starring Sylvester Stallone, Armand Assante, Rob Schneider

Place on 12's list: N/A
Place on 11's list: N/A
Place on 10's list: N/A
Place on 09's list: N/A
Place on 08's list: N/A
Last year's #5: Street Fighter: The Movie -(1994)

Synopsis:
"The Year is 2139. The Planet Earth has changed into a virtually uninhabitable place called the "Cursed Earth". All of the Earth's population have crowded into the cities across the planet, now known as "Mega Cities". The crimes in these "Mega cities" became so violent and so powerful, that the regular justice system was powerless to contain, then it collapsed completely. But, a new Justice System came from the ashes, They were 3 justice systems in 1 (Police, Jury and executioner), they were called "Judges". In Mega City 1 (formerly, New York), There was a Judge, named Joseph Dredd, who was the toughest and most stringent Judge in history. One day, he was charged with murder. He was tried and sentenced to life in prison because of it. Then, Dredd found out that it was in fact a person who shares his DNA. Former Judge Rico. Now, Dredd has to find out what Rico is planning to do, and to discover about his past."

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Re: Top 50 Most Requested Rifftrax of 2013
« Reply #82 on: February 08, 2013, 12:18:08 PM »


4. Demolition Man - (1993) - 67 points
(4 of 13 lists. Highest ranking - #5 DB Barnes and CJ Jones)
   
Directed by Marco Brambilla
Starring Sylvester Stallone, Wesley Snipes, Sandra Bullock, Denis Leary

Place on 12's list: #49
Place on 11's list: N/A
Place on 10's list: N/A
Place on 09's list: N/A
Place on 08's list: N/A
Last year's #4: Air Force One - (1997)

Synopsis:
In the violent 1990s, a cop (Sylvester Stallone) catches a relentless killer (Wesley Snipes), and both end up in a cryogenic deep freeze. In the peaceful year 2032, the criminal emerges from his long chill and attacks the now crimeless California. Unable to stop the bloodshed, a "Big Brother" boss (Nigel Hawthorne) defrosts the murderer's past nemesis, who struggles to adapt to the ways of a new world and a restless new partner (Sandra Bullock).

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Re: Top 50 Most Requested Rifftrax of 2013
« Reply #83 on: February 08, 2013, 12:23:17 PM »


3. Showgirls - (1995) - 69 points (Tee-hee-hee)
(4 of 13 lists. Highest ranking - #1 ScottoTD)
   
Directed by Paul Verhoeven
Starring Elizabeth Berkley, Kyle MacLachlan and Gina Gershon

Place on 12's list: #13
Place on 11's list: #16
Place on 10's list: #19
Place on 09's list: N/A
Place on 08's list: N/A
Last year's #3: Dune - (1984)

Synopsis:
"Nomi Malone, a mysterious young girl with the ambition to dance embarks on a journey to Las Vegas to become a showgirl in a high-class hotel show. There she meets Molly, a seamstress at the Stardust Hotel and the two quickly become good friends. She gets a job as a lap dancer at the seedy Cheetah Club but after a chance meeting with Cristal Connors, the star of Goddess, the current show at the hotel where Molly works, Nomi manages to secure an audition for a spot on the chorus line. However she soon realizes that fame comes with a price as her friendships, her morals and her soul are put to the test as she works her way up the ladder and eventually becomes the star of the show, stealing Cristal's part. She begins to wonder if all of her work was for nothing and if she can reclaim her life back before it is too late."

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Re: Top 50 Most Requested Rifftrax of 2013
« Reply #84 on: February 08, 2013, 12:29:28 PM »
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Re: Top 50 Most Requested Rifftrax of 2013
« Reply #85 on: February 08, 2013, 12:30:58 PM »


2. GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra - (2009) - 73 points
(4 of 13 lists. Highest ranking - #1 Pak-Man)
   
Directed by Stephen Sommers
Starring Channing Tatum, Sienna Miller and Christopher Eccleston

Place on 12's list: #14
Place on 11's list: #6
Place on 10's list: #5
Place on 09's list: N/A
Place on 08's list: N/A
Last year's #2: Super Mario Bros. - (1993)

Synopsis:
"Two soldiers stationed in Kazahkstan (Captain Duke Hauser and his partner "Ripcord") are ordered to transport special warheads created by MARS, an arms' manufacturer controlled by James McCullen. When they are attacked by thieves (led by Anastasia DeCobray, with whom Duke has history), they are saved by a top secret, international special forces unit known as "G.I. Joe". The leader of G.I. Joe, General Abernathy (or Hawk) is on the trail of the thieves: an evil organization called "Cobra". While Duke and Ripcord train to join the Joes, McCullen ("Destro") is secretly working for Cobra and plotting to recapture his metal-eating "Nanomite" warheads. Duke and Ripcord (with help from Heavy Duty, Snake Eyes, and the rest of the Joes) must prove that they are Real American Heroes -- by stopping the launch of these warheads before Cobra uses them to take over the world."

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Re: Top 50 Most Requested Rifftrax of 2013
« Reply #86 on: February 08, 2013, 12:39:04 PM »


1. Battleship - (2012) - 84 points
(4 of 13 lists. Highest ranking - #1 CJ Jones and Compound)
   
Directed by Peter Berg
Starring Alexander Skarsgård, Brooklyn Decker, Liam Neeson

Place on 12's list: N/A
Place on 11's list: N/A
Place on 10's list: N/A
Place on 09's list: N/A
Place on 08's list: N/A
Last year's #1: Watchmen -(2009)

Synopsis:
"Based on the classic Hasbro naval combat game, Battleship is the story of an international fleet of ships who come across an alien armada while on Naval war games exercise. An intense battle is fought on sea, land and air. What do the aliens want?"

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Re: Top 50 Most Requested Rifftrax of 2013
« Reply #87 on: February 08, 2013, 12:51:55 PM »


2. GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra - (2009) - 73 points

I want to have so much sex with Channing Tatum......


3. Showgirls - (1995) - 69 points (Tee-hee-hee)

That's awesome
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Re: Top 50 Most Requested Rifftrax of 2013
« Reply #88 on: February 08, 2013, 01:17:58 PM »
Great job Compy!  Always a pleasure to have you host!  Looking forward to it next year!


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Re: Top 50 Most Requested Rifftrax of 2013
« Reply #89 on: February 08, 2013, 02:15:34 PM »
Wouldn't it have been awesome if Cool as Ice had just happened to slip onto the list this year? :^)