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Re: Aside from the true meaning of Christmas, what did you learn?
« Reply #15 on: December 26, 2012, 07:18:17 PM »
I learned that wolves have ulcers and jaws with issues.


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Re: Aside from the true meaning of Christmas, what did you learn?
« Reply #16 on: December 26, 2012, 07:25:12 PM »
I learned that wolves have ulcers and jaws with issues.
The jaw of the Wolf reminded me of The Violator from Spawn.



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Re: Aside from the true meaning of Christmas, what did you learn?
« Reply #17 on: December 26, 2012, 10:33:57 PM »
I learned that Santa may mock his supervisors to their face, but he quietly approves when they intimidate their underlings into productivity, then slack off themselves. Though I still do not understand why Santa runs an ongoing puppet show that can only distract his employees during critical working hours.

I also learned that Puss-In-Boots is a key figure in the Christmas mythos. (We already knew about Merlin from MST3K.)


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Re: Aside from the true meaning of Christmas, what did you learn?
« Reply #18 on: January 06, 2013, 09:47:28 PM »
I learned that it's okay to dress up like a skunk in public.
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Re: Aside from the true meaning of Christmas, what did you learn?
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2013, 11:06:12 PM »
I learned that Anthrocon is older than people think,. Also, contrary to popular opinion, fursuits used to be much less competent and much more terrifying.
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Re: Aside from the true meaning of Christmas, what did you learn?
« Reply #20 on: February 07, 2013, 11:11:56 AM »
Also, contrary to popular opinion, fursuits used to be much less competent and much more terrifying.

Especially when they got a fur-pile going. Yiff, yiff...
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Re: Aside from the true meaning of Christmas, what did you learn?
« Reply #21 on: June 15, 2013, 02:05:40 PM »
I learned that Santa has offices and uses the Fifth Dimension invented by Merlin to deliver toys to children throughout the universe.


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Re: Aside from the true meaning of Christmas, what did you learn?
« Reply #22 on: June 16, 2013, 01:38:38 AM »
I learned that Santa has offices and uses the Fifth Dimension invented by Merlin to deliver toys to children throughout the universe.

Hey, what the hell? It's June!!!!


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Re: Aside from the true meaning of Christmas, what did you learn?
« Reply #23 on: June 16, 2013, 03:25:07 AM »
I learned that Santa has offices and uses the Fifth Dimension invented by Merlin to deliver toys to children throughout the universe.

Hey, what the hell? It's June!!!!
Maybe on Earth, but here in the 5th Dimension it's October past August.  Christmas is only September hours away.