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Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
« Reply #75 on: December 20, 2012, 06:58:24 PM »
Wouldn't it be funny if I express mailed you chocolates tomorrow?
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Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
« Reply #76 on: December 20, 2012, 07:12:25 PM »
Do it.
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Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
« Reply #77 on: December 21, 2012, 12:03:17 PM »
I got my card yesterday! Love the artwork. I was moved to tears.  ;D


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Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
« Reply #78 on: December 21, 2012, 03:43:46 PM »
It's pretty epic.  I am emotionally drained.
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Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
« Reply #79 on: December 21, 2012, 04:14:43 PM »
I can think of no other design that would better encapsulate the true meaning of Xmas; though if one of the elements was increased in number by one, that might make it even more sanctified.


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Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
« Reply #80 on: December 22, 2012, 06:47:46 PM »
Ok Bitches fellas, I just printed out labels for sending out chocolates....Jesus Jeez....you're taking all my money....fuck yikes!

One of these delivery confirmation barcodes is yours, I'm too lazy hung-over to match them with the person so fuck off have a neat day.  Enjoy your chocolates!  Merry Christmas!

9405509699939398564057
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Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
« Reply #81 on: December 27, 2012, 10:13:16 AM »
The chocolates show up today! Thanks!


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Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
« Reply #82 on: December 27, 2012, 02:28:03 PM »
Hooray!
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Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
« Reply #83 on: December 27, 2012, 02:58:38 PM »
The chocolates show up today! Thanks!


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Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
« Reply #84 on: December 27, 2012, 07:05:33 PM »
Hey, chocolates! Thank you very much!


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Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
« Reply #85 on: December 28, 2012, 04:16:55 AM »
Hey! I'm the birthday boy and I didn't get chocolates!  :'(


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Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
« Reply #86 on: December 28, 2012, 05:09:06 AM »
It says you got them at 10:09 am, so I don't know who to believe.
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Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
« Reply #87 on: December 28, 2012, 05:55:01 AM »
It says you got them at 10:09 am, so I don't know who to believe.

Nada. Neither front door nor mailbox. :'(
Seriously, I thought you were joking until I saw the tracking number just now.
Jeez....I hate calling USPS....
Thanks for the thought, though.


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Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
« Reply #88 on: December 28, 2012, 10:59:41 AM »
It says you got them at 10:09 am, so I don't know who to believe.

Nada. Neither front door nor mailbox. :'(
Seriously, I thought you were joking until I saw the tracking number just now.
Jeez....I hate calling USPS....
Thanks for the thought, though.

Hmmm, maybe it'll show up.
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Re: Who wants a Christmas Card from me?
« Reply #89 on: December 28, 2012, 03:46:56 PM »
So, as soon as I get done navigating the USPS labyrinth of robotic routing, and having a supervisor initiate an investigation, my roommate calls offer pizza. I offhandedly mention the aforementioned details and he says he has the package beside him in his truck.  ::)

Thank you, dude. I can't believe you really did that!