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Re: Tweeters Never Prosper
« Reply #90 on: January 17, 2015, 10:19:53 PM »
@Foywonder:
Am I a terrible person for finding it darkly humorous that the #1 movie for Martin Luther King Day weekend is a film about a sniper?



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Re: Tweeters Never Prosper
« Reply #91 on: January 18, 2015, 04:14:31 AM »
@tammygolden
Any movie that uses technology as the villain (I'm looking at YOU, "Blackhat") might as well be "Electric Dreams" 2 years after it comes out


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Re: Tweeters Never Prosper
« Reply #92 on: February 04, 2015, 10:03:01 AM »
@gauraDC :
I'm confused... My gay wedding is somehow your business, but your unvaccinated kids aren't mine? Whaa?



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Re: Tweeters Never Prosper
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Re: Tweeters Never Prosper
« Reply #94 on: February 10, 2015, 07:04:07 PM »
@pattonoswalt  Feb 8
YES!!!!! @alyankovic won the Grammy!!! C'mere, scotch!


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Re: Tweeters Never Prosper
« Reply #95 on: February 12, 2015, 09:20:00 AM »
@TheTweetOfGod
America: where minorities, for good reason, fear their kids getting shot, and white people, for no reason, fear their kids getting shots.



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Re: Tweeters Never Prosper
« Reply #96 on: February 16, 2015, 05:17:13 AM »
@realDonaldTrump
Record low temperatures and massive amounts of snow. Where the hell is GLOBAL WARMING?
 
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@realDonaldTrump talk to me in the summer when your combover glue won't harden..



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Re: Tweeters Never Prosper
« Reply #97 on: February 16, 2015, 07:27:11 PM »
@FrankConniff

Outside SNL, Sarah Palin yelled "Get a job!" to hecklers, adding, "And then shirk your responsibilities and quit that job."


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Re: Tweeters Never Prosper
« Reply #98 on: February 21, 2015, 03:59:22 PM »


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Re: Tweeters Never Prosper
« Reply #99 on: February 21, 2015, 06:44:14 PM »
@twittels
Cole's Law: Cabbage and mayonnaise is disgusting.

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No matter how bad it gets, we can always be grateful that no one says "zing" anymore.

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How did "colder than a witch's tit" catch on? I mean, that just, it don't make no sense. That dog don't hunt.


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Re: Tweeters Never Prosper
« Reply #100 on: February 22, 2015, 09:14:43 PM »
@billcorbett
J.K. Simmons involuntarily started yelling at the Birdman soundtrack #RifftraxOscar



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Re: Tweeters Never Prosper
« Reply #101 on: February 22, 2015, 10:18:13 PM »
@pattonoswalt 
The rail yard hobo McConaughey murdered and stole his beard from must be FURIOUS right now. #Oscar


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Re: Tweeters Never Prosper
« Reply #102 on: February 22, 2015, 10:23:51 PM »

That's pretty much all bullies, after they get caught.



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Re: Tweeters Never Prosper
« Reply #103 on: February 27, 2015, 09:40:56 AM »
@AstroKatie
You know that dress thing? How some people are super convinced of their own subjective perception of reality? That's why we have science.



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Re: Tweeters Never Prosper
« Reply #104 on: February 28, 2015, 12:12:22 AM »
@pattonoswalt
The angry responses I get when I make fun of Bill O'Reilly on Twitter let me know which of my followers use catheters.