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Re: Tweeters Never Prosper
« Reply #76 on: November 21, 2014, 08:51:30 PM »
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Re: Tweeters Never Prosper
« Reply #77 on: November 27, 2014, 06:58:39 PM »
This is AWESOME!



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Re: Tweeters Never Prosper
« Reply #78 on: November 28, 2014, 03:03:30 AM »
"Someday the kilometer and the mile will be replaced by the far more accurate measure, emotional distance in fathers."

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Re: Tweeters Never Prosper
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Re: Tweeters Never Prosper
« Reply #80 on: December 04, 2014, 04:36:24 AM »
One thing #CrimingWhileWhite tweeters have in common: they're all alive to tell their tales.

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Re: Tweeters Never Prosper
« Reply #81 on: December 10, 2014, 07:14:21 AM »
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Re: Tweeters Never Prosper
« Reply #82 on: December 12, 2014, 05:54:04 AM »
@pattonoswalt
Can't sleep 'cuz of the storm? Roam around your house with a lit candelabra, introducing segments of a non-existent horror anthology show!



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Re: Tweeters Never Prosper
« Reply #83 on: December 15, 2014, 03:09:16 AM »
so sad #TheNewsroom is ending before Aaron Sorkin can explain to us commoners thru a slo-mo montage done to Bon Iver why racism is bad

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Re: Tweeters Never Prosper
« Reply #84 on: December 28, 2014, 01:37:02 PM »
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"Even though he was warned, Denus had sex with a bird-woman. Now he is slowly dying from a severe case of genital harpies."


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Re: Tweeters Never Prosper
« Reply #85 on: December 28, 2014, 09:21:35 PM »
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Re: Tweeters Never Prosper
« Reply #86 on: January 06, 2015, 06:19:53 PM »
‏@wendyqualls :
@Jenny_Trout "We don't have to talk about race because I have the privilege of never having to think about it."




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Re: Tweeters Never Prosper
« Reply #87 on: January 06, 2015, 07:55:34 PM »
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Re: Tweeters Never Prosper
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Re: Tweeters Never Prosper
« Reply #89 on: January 17, 2015, 07:59:38 PM »
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