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Given my pick of the Disney princesses, I would:

Plow Snow White
Show Cinderella a real royal ball
Hit dat Sleeping Booty
Get some tail from Ariel
Get some leg from Ariel (for those not comfortable with inter-species dating)
Make the "beast with two backs" with Belle
Jism in Jasmine
Poke-ahontas
Mu-lan!
Mu-man! (Mulan dressed as a dude)

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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #240 on: March 06, 2012, 02:20:08 AM »
Oh my.. :o


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #241 on: March 06, 2012, 10:02:09 AM »
As much as I adore this thread, I have to say that the title is giving me grammatical fits. It should be, "To Which Disney Princess Would You 'Give the Royal Scepter'?"

Technically, you're right. Colloquially, English often omits the "to" in these kind of sentences.  E.g., "Give me the rope."  'me' there is clearly the indirect object, despite the fact that there's no preposition there to make it that way.  So we could also phrase this "Give the princess the scepter," and, while somewhat awkward, we know from context that "princess" is the indirect object (and the fact that English seems be inclined to put the indirect object first in these kinds of sentences, as I'm thinking of other examples--if we say 'give the boy the girl' or 'give the girl the boy' in both those the first one is the IO; on the other hand, Brits say 'give it me', so who knows).  Turning that into the question gives us this title.  That's one of the things that's nice about inflected languages--that information is contained in the form of the noun or pronoun in question, so there's never any ambiguity.

That said, I'd probably have done it your way.

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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #242 on: March 06, 2012, 10:25:25 AM »
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #243 on: March 06, 2012, 10:52:22 AM »
I quite liked Ariel, Jasmine and Aurora (aka Sleeping Beauty). But my favorite hands down is Rapunzel. I have a thing for girls with long hair (as I stated in the Fictional Crushes LoC)...

Was that creepy enough?


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #244 on: March 06, 2012, 10:58:19 AM »
I quite liked Ariel, Jasmine and Aurora (aka Sleeping Beauty). But my favorite hands down is Rapunzel. I have a thing for girls with long hair (as I stated in the Fictional Crushes LoC)...

Was that creepy enough?

No, I can out-creep that.

She also had amazing teenage tits.
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #245 on: March 06, 2012, 10:59:41 AM »
She also had amazing teenage tits.

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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #246 on: March 06, 2012, 11:02:50 AM »
She also had amazing teenage tits.

You're not Facebook friends with my daughters, right?

Not yet... Are they single?
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #247 on: March 06, 2012, 11:04:11 AM »
She also had amazing teenage tits.

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Not yet... Are they single?

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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #248 on: March 06, 2012, 11:05:30 AM »
I quite liked Ariel, Jasmine and Aurora (aka Sleeping Beauty). But my favorite hands down is Rapunzel. I have a thing for girls with long hair (as I stated in the Fictional Crushes LoC)...

Was that creepy enough?

No, I can out-creep that.

You could out-creep Jame Gumb.
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #249 on: March 06, 2012, 11:06:08 AM »
She also had amazing teenage tits.

You're not Facebook friends with my daughters, right?

Not yet... Are they single?

Nope!

No biggie. Neither am I!!! High-five?!
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #250 on: March 23, 2012, 09:54:10 AM »
Tripe, while on vacation, found this lovely bit for us. Wank away, fellas.
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #251 on: March 23, 2012, 11:06:33 AM »
Tripe, while on vacation, found this lovely bit for us. Wank away, fellas.

That was actually pretty awesome.

And good God, Pocahantas was hot.


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #252 on: March 23, 2012, 11:11:38 AM »
Those were really good! Bookmarked in my Disney bookmarks folder.
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #253 on: March 26, 2012, 06:01:15 PM »
I love Meg from Hercules, she's a hot lil toon and translates nicely to actual flesh.

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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #254 on: March 26, 2013, 06:49:03 PM »
Rise, rise... oh god not like that, just bringing this back from the dead for a link to a g-rated version of this, help a friend of mine out, he's doing a Princess sweet 16 thing, give your girls a vote. :)

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