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Given my pick of the Disney princesses, I would:

Plow Snow White
Show Cinderella a real royal ball
Hit dat Sleeping Booty
Get some tail from Ariel
Get some leg from Ariel (for those not comfortable with inter-species dating)
Make the "beast with two backs" with Belle
Jism in Jasmine
Poke-ahontas
Mu-lan!
Mu-man! (Mulan dressed as a dude)

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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #90 on: March 12, 2007, 07:56:06 AM »
still kenobi id dont think you ever answered the question, which princess would YOU give the scepter to?


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #91 on: March 12, 2007, 09:56:13 AM »
I'd go gay for some hawt Belle action. Smart girls are sexy...
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #92 on: March 12, 2007, 10:01:15 AM »
especially when they have thin waists long silky legs and a nice rack.  or does that change the direction of what your saying ;)


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #93 on: March 12, 2007, 10:11:25 AM »
especially when they have thin waists long silky legs and a nice rack.  or does that change the direction of what your saying ;)
That is the most sexist thing I've ever heard in my entire life!! You should be ashamed of yourself!!!!!


























Not really...haha. You got foolied outlander!
The package the smarts are delivered in doesn't hurt either!
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #94 on: March 12, 2007, 10:23:20 AM »
what the hell is an outlander? 

plus ive no reason to be either charming or articulate here lol. 

Im not even sure i know how to be charming, but in person i do far better job at trying at least. 
im not a chauvenist i assure you. lol.  I like the whole romance thing.  I like the concept of stuff like in the princess bride.  true love conquers all.


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #95 on: March 12, 2007, 10:33:59 AM »
"You got foolied outlander" - South Park episode #416: The Wacky Molestation Adventure
An outlander is an outsider or stranger...generally someone you don't know and whom doesn't know you. (Someone who wouldn't know if you were being sarcastic)

Don't get your panties in a bundle, I was being totally facetious about the sexist thing.
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #96 on: March 12, 2007, 10:36:36 AM »
i was CLEARLY hitting on you, didnt you notice?


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #97 on: March 12, 2007, 10:40:00 AM »
CLEARLY I did not ;)

Wow, you've sure got a way with the fairer sex...
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #98 on: March 12, 2007, 10:56:38 AM »
hehe, yup, sure dont ;)


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #99 on: March 12, 2007, 11:18:32 AM »
Don't worry, most girls are batshit insane anyways. Especially the pretty ones.
Best to avoid them all together.
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #100 on: March 12, 2007, 11:21:11 AM »
well i dont want to avoid girls all together.  I know their insane i think we call it mans curse. lol.  Theres got to some girl out there for me, and i dont friggen care if i got to go through all several billion of them to find her and THEN just get the chance to win her heart i will.


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #101 on: March 12, 2007, 11:27:42 AM »
Don't try too hard. The best relationships usually begin when you're not looking for one :)

And I guess we're not all batshit insane...just most.
My friend Rainier has a great system for weeding them out, he only dates girls that carry books with them at all times.
He swears by it...said he's never dated one crazy girl ever and he's pushing 35.
Lessons to live by, I suppose. ;)
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #102 on: March 12, 2007, 11:30:28 AM »
hes also not married lol

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Don't try too hard. The best relationships usually begin when you're not looking for one

thats easy for me to do, because im not so good at the whole talking to gils thing.  Or at talking to anyone for that matter, its not that im not social.  far from it in fact.  its just that i never know how to seem "normal", and generally i always say what im thinking. 


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #103 on: March 12, 2007, 11:40:28 AM »
He's not married because he's in law school. (No time, money, etc for long term relationships)
Girls aren't scary and we usually aren't mean. We like to talk...a lot. Especially about ourselves.
And all of us groovy, sane, attractive females could care less about "normal"
Normal sucks to be sure.
And like my grandmother always says: Say what you mean and mean what you say.
Just don't tell the girl you're groovin on that she looks fat in whatever she's wearing, even if she looks like Free Willy after one too many oreos.
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #104 on: March 12, 2007, 11:43:35 AM »
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Just don't tell the girl you're groovin on that she looks fat in whatever she's wearing, even if she looks like Free Willy after one too many oreos.

lol im not so socially inept that i cant function.  lol i just come across as different (or so i think) lol

im also picky i think, not so much about looks, but about personality.  If a girl cant hold an intelligent conversation for more than 5 minutes then they are the no list lol.  unfotunately that really limits the search parameters these days.