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Given my pick of the Disney princesses, I would:

Plow Snow White
Show Cinderella a real royal ball
Hit dat Sleeping Booty
Get some tail from Ariel
Get some leg from Ariel (for those not comfortable with inter-species dating)
Make the "beast with two backs" with Belle
Jism in Jasmine
Poke-ahontas
Mu-lan!
Mu-man! (Mulan dressed as a dude)

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Offline Pak-Man

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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #45 on: March 07, 2007, 10:15:34 PM »
Still no votes for the classics. Wonder why that is..


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #46 on: March 07, 2007, 10:19:14 PM »
Still no votes for the classics. Wonder why that is..

I think it means that a lot of guys here have unresolved issues from their childhoods.


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #47 on: March 08, 2007, 12:42:21 AM »
Steve-O, you are my hero. This is soon to become the next interweb phenomenon.



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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #48 on: March 08, 2007, 05:42:33 AM »
Boys, this thread almost makes me ashamed to be a member of the roundtable.  Good job!  :clap: :D

That being said, Ariel pranced around in less clothes than any Disney humanoid character to date and Eric was probably the foxiest of all Disney Princes and he got it on with her. So, Ariel would get my vote.
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #49 on: March 08, 2007, 10:01:06 AM »
heh, just to throw the unmentionable furries into it what about maid merriam from robin hood? 


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #50 on: March 08, 2007, 12:12:44 PM »
Last time I was at Disneyland, and I asked Cinderella for a photo, she said no.

That is why you shall NEVER receive my vote Cinderella!!! NEVER

Even Goofy said yes to a photo....sheesh....

To add to the list of unsung Disney femmes -- there's also:

- The White Fairy (Pinnochio)
- Tiger Lilly - The naughty Indian princess (Peter Pan)
- Tinkerbell (Peter Pan)
- Esmerelda (Hunchback)
- Patty Mayonnaise (Doug The Animated Movie)

And let's not leave out Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas (A goth-emo favorite =P)
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #51 on: March 08, 2007, 12:18:48 PM »
SHE SAID NO??!??!?!?!? 

Isnt that her only freaken job ?  take pictures with the tourists?  were you drooling and reaching for her unmentionables or something?  ssheeesh thats freaken harsh. 


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #52 on: March 08, 2007, 12:44:38 PM »
SHE SAID NO??!??!?!?!? 

Isnt that her only freaken job ?  take pictures with the tourists?  were you drooling and reaching for her unmentionables or something?  ssheeesh thats freaken harsh. 

No - she was walkign with her midget counterpart somewhere and didn't want to stop - so I guess the princess needed to take a royal dump or something - hah!

Goofy, Tigger, Pooh, Woody, Jack Sparrow, and a ton of others were mroe than happy to take a photo =)

but yeah - I definitely wasn't "reaching" for anything -- I was actually there with my girlfriend (of that time) and she was my main focus for the entire day =)  -- But yeah - that was pretty harsh of her, and she was the only princess that I asked for a photo.
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #53 on: March 08, 2007, 12:49:19 PM »
yeah i hear they have a pretty rough time in that job as it is.


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #54 on: March 08, 2007, 09:00:18 PM »
None of the above. They're all the same girl with a hairstyle and recolor. xp

Give me one woman in all of disney who has some decent curvature and softness that isn't an ugly third-rate comic relief.
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #55 on: March 08, 2007, 10:02:14 PM »
Just so ya know, I picked the list that I did because those are the eight "official" Disney Princesses, as seen here.
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #56 on: March 09, 2007, 11:50:41 AM »
I'm all about Tinkerbell! She can be my happy thought any day!  >:D


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #57 on: March 09, 2007, 03:00:49 PM »
Just so ya know, I picked the list that I did because those are the eight "official" Disney Princesses, as seen here.

Any and all remaining dignity has been kicked out the door with this post.

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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #58 on: March 09, 2007, 03:02:24 PM »
i guess the really "guy ish" thinking to the question at hand is really more like this

Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?

How many are willing?


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #59 on: March 09, 2007, 06:26:16 PM »
i guess the really "guy ish" thinking to the question at hand is really more like this

Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?

How many are willing?
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