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Given my pick of the Disney princesses, I would:

Plow Snow White
Show Cinderella a real royal ball
Hit dat Sleeping Booty
Get some tail from Ariel
Get some leg from Ariel (for those not comfortable with inter-species dating)
Make the "beast with two backs" with Belle
Jism in Jasmine
Poke-ahontas
Mu-lan!
Mu-man! (Mulan dressed as a dude)

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Offline torgosPizza

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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #30 on: March 07, 2007, 04:12:37 PM »
gaaah  :gouge: :scared:

that new smiley is getting the HELL used out of

Glad everyone likes it :)  Couldn't find one online so had to make one up myself. Treading the line between "too gory" and "not gory enough" is a difficult task indeed.


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #31 on: March 07, 2007, 04:14:22 PM »
you know as awful as this thread i cant help thinking how can i make it more offensive?  so i gots to wonder which two princesses would be  the most fun to watch having a good time with each other


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #32 on: March 07, 2007, 04:16:34 PM »
you know as awful as this thread i cant help thinking how can i make it more offensive?  so i gots to wonder which two princesses would be  the most fun to watch having a good time with each other

Please, we haven't gotten to furries.


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #33 on: March 07, 2007, 04:20:50 PM »
Minnie and Daisy having fun with each other. :^)



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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #34 on: March 07, 2007, 04:22:04 PM »
and there go the furries

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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #35 on: March 07, 2007, 04:23:29 PM »
i wonder if tyrant knows your that innocent pakky ;) 


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #36 on: March 07, 2007, 04:29:20 PM »
That's my story, and I'm sticking to it! :^)


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #37 on: March 07, 2007, 04:33:53 PM »
fun thread lol really very funny


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #38 on: March 07, 2007, 04:47:10 PM »
Lol - of course we don't condone you actually looking for pics of the princesses having fun together -- just to make a mod-on-the-record statement =P

PS - If Disney went totally dark on us, and hired say....Don Bluth to redo their animated features, Mulan would have the best potential for being a rockin' good movie....
PPS - Is Mulan actually a princess? I don't think she was awarded the title at any point in the movie =P
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #39 on: March 07, 2007, 06:55:24 PM »
For those of you having difficulty making a decision, here are some points to consider:

Snow White
Pros -
  • Fairest of them all.
  • Into short dudes, ménage à huit.
Cons -
  • Prefers sex to be over quickly ("Some day my prince will come") -- for some of you this might actually be another pro.
  • You have to dress up like an old lady if you want her to take a taste of your apple.

Cinderella
Pros -
  • Enjoys kinky footwear, balls.
  • Does not discriminate against the severely disabled -- in fact, she'll gladly ride a vegetable.
Cons -
  • Every time you mention your "dong", she runs out of the building.
  • The mice like to watch.
  • At the stroke of midnight, her herpes comes back.

Sleeping Beauty
Pros -
  • No competition; her only friends are fairies.
Cons -
  • Not very lively in the sack.
  • Has an understandable aversion to little pricks.

Ariel
Pros -
  • She's got legs.  She knows how to use them.
  • Won't insist that you talk afterwards.
Cons -
  • All the Summer's Eve in the world won't get rid of that salmony smell.
  • Has crabs.  Talking crabs.

Belle
Pros -
  • Unlikely to make fun of your thick carpet of unsightly back hair.
  • Willing to experiment with various household objects.
Cons -
  • Before she'll let you touch her, always demands that you, "Put on the bear suit!"
  • French.

Jasmine
Pros -
  • Favors skimpy, loose-fitting clothing.
  • Hourglass figure.
  • Likes to play with your monkey.
Cons -
  • Already wise to the trick where you tell her if she "rubs the lamp", a genie will pop out.
  • That damned sand gets everywhere.

Pocahontas
Pros -
  • Happy to guide you through her sacred hunting grounds.
  • You don't grow up as the daughter of Wahunsunacock without learning a few things.
Cons -
  • Won't let you get her anywhere near a blanket.
  • Has many large, male friends who regularly carry hatchets.
  • At 12 years old, even violates age of consent laws in Burkina Faso.

Mulan
Pros -
  • Knows how to handle a spear.
  • Familiar with a great number of ancient Chinese secrets.
Cons -
  • So flat, it's almost like she's two-dimensional.
  • Could easily kick your ass.

Hope this helps!
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #40 on: March 07, 2007, 07:07:54 PM »
Steve, can I reprint that on my website? That's hilarious.

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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #41 on: March 07, 2007, 07:12:44 PM »
Wow, Steve-O.  That was great!  :clap:


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #42 on: March 07, 2007, 07:25:32 PM »
For those of you having difficulty making a decision, here are some points to consider:

Snow White
Pros -
  • Fairest of them all.
Cons -
  • Prefers sex to be over quickly ("Some day my prince will come") -- for some of you this might actually be another pro.
  • You have to dress up like an old lady if you want her to take a taste of your apple.

Cinderella
Pros -
  • Enjoys kinky footwear, balls.
  • Does not discriminate against the severely disabled -- in fact, she'll gladly ride a vegetable.
Cons -
  • Every time you mention your "dong", she runs out of the building.
  • The mice like to watch.
  • At the stroke of midnight, her herpes comes back.

Sleeping Beauty
Pros -
  • No competition; her only friends are fairies.
Cons -
  • Not very lively in the sack.
  • Has an understandable aversion to little pricks.

Ariel
Pros -
  • She's got legs.  She knows how to use them.
  • Won't insist that you talk afterwards.
Cons -
  • All the Summer's Eve in the world won't get rid of that salmony smell.
  • Has crabs.  Talking crabs.

Belle
Pros -
  • Unlikely to make fun of your thick carpet of unsightly back hair.
  • Willing to experiment with various household objects.
Cons -
  • Before she'll let you touch her, always demands that you, "Put on the bear suit!"
  • French.

Jasmine
Pros -
  • Favors skimpy, loose-fitting clothing.
  • Hourglass figure.
  • Likes to play with your monkey.
Cons -
  • Already wise to the trick where you tell her if she "rubs the lamp", a genie will pop out.
  • That damned sand gets everywhere.

Pocahontas
Pros -
  • Happy to guide you through her sacred hunting grounds.
  • You don't grow up as the daughter of Wahunsunacock without learning a few things.
Cons -
  • Won't let you get her anywhere near a blanket.
  • Has many large, male friends who regularly carry hatchets.
  • At 12 years old, even violates age of consent laws in Burkina Faso.

Mulan
Pros -
  • Knows how to handle a spear.
  • Familiar with a great number of ancient Chinese secrets.
Cons -
  • Could easily kick your ass.

Hope this helps!

Y'know, Steve-O m'boy, this just might be the funniest post on this here forum to date!!

Bravo.   :clap:


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #43 on: March 07, 2007, 07:39:16 PM »
Okay, excuse me while completely 'geek-out' here, and say while Meg from Hercules is no more a princess than Mulan, perhaps she should get an honorable mention.  I think that she has been used sparingly in the past as part of the whole 'Disney Princesses' line of merchandise back when I worked for McDonald's.  Other significant contenders in the yet to be established line of 'Disney Commoners' would go to Melina(sp?) from 'The Emperor's New School', as well a Kim Possible, She-go, and perhaps Bonnie from er, 'Kim Possible'.....


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #44 on: March 07, 2007, 10:13:39 PM »
Steve, can I reprint that on my website? That's hilarious.

Sure thing.  A quick tip of the hat is all I ask.

Wow, Steve-O.  That was great!  :clap:
Y'know, Steve-O m'boy, this just might be the funniest post on this here forum to date!!

Bravo.   :clap:

Aw, thanks guys.  While I have been known to dabble in bad puns and assorted bodily fluids, innuendo is my true medium.