Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?

[Pak-Man]

Hey, to help voting along, why not illustrate? (Just the characters, not the actions. :^))

Plow Snow White  0 (0%)

Show Cinderella a real royal ball  0 (0%)

Hit dat Sleeping Booty  0 (0%)

Get some tail from Ariel  0 (0%)

Get some leg from Ariel (for those not comfortable with inter-species dating)  1 (9.1%)

Make the "beast with two backs" with Belle  1 (9.1%)

Jism in Jasmine  5 (45.5%)

Poke-ahontas  1 (9.1%)

Mu-lan!  2 (18.2%)

Mu-man! (Mulan dressed as a dude)
 

[Steve-O]

Just so I don't seem like quite so much of a heinous chauvinistic bastard for starting this topic, I should point out that I chose Belle.  Why?  Because she's a strong, intelligent woman who has a will of her own, doesn't bow to convention, and refuses to let herself be dominated by man or beast.

I suspect she'd get on top, in other words.

Plus... y'know... nice taters.

[kodiakthejuggler]

Just so I don't seem like quite so much of a heinous chauvinistic bastard for starting this topic, I should point out that I chose Belle.  Why?  Because she's a strong, intelligent woman who has a will of her own, doesn't bow to convention, and refuses to let herself be dominated by man or beast.

Yeah, and most of the other characters in this list totally don't have the same qualities.

 

[LadyKenobi]

Another horrible, horrible factor to this:  Ariel was sixteen.

[MarkAndrew]

Another horrible, horrible factor to this:  Ariel was sixteen.

In many states here in the US, not a problem ...especially in the South.  And in Europe.

My personal vote is for Belle, because of all of them, she's the one I'd want to keep afterwards.  Mmmm, hotties who read.......

[Steve-O]

Another horrible, horrible factor to this:  Ariel was sixteen.

True.  And I seem to recall that Snow White is supposed to be even younger.  I don't think any of the Princesses are exactly matronly.

Keep in mind, though, that many of these characters existed in Olden Tymes, when most women could be expected to be stricken with The Grippe, or The Catarrh, or The Vapors, or The Wasting Sickness, by age thirty.  You had to work fast.

So who did you vote for, Lady?

[torgosPizza]

Another horrible, horrible factor to this:  Ariel was sixteen.

Yeah, but, 16 in Mermaid years is like, 27 in human years...

[Pak-Man]

Yeah, at least we're not talking Lilo, or Alice.

I do believe Maggie was of age. Why isn't she on the list? :^)

[Cibernético II]

I'm surprised how few votes for Pocahontas. come on people


the real Pocahontas was like 12 

[kodiakthejuggler]

Another horrible, horrible factor to this:  Ariel was sixteen.

Yeah, but, 16 in Mermaid years is like, 27 in human years...

Ah, justifying our lusty ways...

It's good to be a man.  

[J-Proof]

Lol - this thread is so wrong

Anyway - not that I'd give the "royal sceptar" to anyone /before/ marriage -- but as far as cool girlfriends ala Disney goes:

#1 Choice - Jasmine Why? I dunno - something about the adventurous exotic type seems Oh-so cool, no? Besides, who wouldn't want to go out with a belly-dancing tiger-owner? That's cool, man...

#2 Choice - Mulan Why? Dude -- she has a thing for swords and blowing up stuff -- AND she's Asian! That's a win-win situation as long as you stay on her good side =)

#3 Choice - Belle Why? She's smart AND cute. I mean, she likes to read and isn't ditsy. And honestly, how many Disney princesses have started out a movie by saving the male persona from evil wolves?

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

Because she's a strong, intelligent woman who has a will of her own, doesn't bow to convention, and refuses to let herself be dominated by man or beast.

your overanalyzing.  the poll asks who you would want to screw.  so jasmin gets my vote.  for an ACTUAL relationship then yes totally belle

ps thanks steve o you made my day, those were some funny ass double entandre'  spelling?

[Shinigami]

Another horrible, horrible factor to this:  Ariel was sixteen.

Yeah, but, 16 in Mermaid years is like, 27 in human years...

Ah, justifying our lusty ways...

It's good to be a man.  

That kind of reminds me of an image i found a while ago.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

gaaah 

[Shinigami]

gaaah 

that new smiley is getting the HELL used out of