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Given my pick of the Disney princesses, I would:

Plow Snow White
Show Cinderella a real royal ball
Hit dat Sleeping Booty
Get some tail from Ariel
Get some leg from Ariel (for those not comfortable with inter-species dating)
Make the "beast with two backs" with Belle
Jism in Jasmine
Poke-ahontas
Mu-lan!
Mu-man! (Mulan dressed as a dude)

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Offline Action Batch

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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #195 on: September 15, 2009, 06:11:12 PM »
An informed electorate is a (self-)satisfied electorate!

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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #196 on: September 15, 2009, 11:28:20 PM »
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #197 on: September 16, 2009, 05:58:49 AM »
After giving it much thought I voted that I would make the beast with two backs with Belle. First, I love a chick with sass. Second, I love nerds, and in my fantasies Belle will be wearing glasses and reading a book. Third, she's somewhat plain compared to the other Disney Princesses, and that's right up my alley (no pun intended) as well. Fourth, Beauty & the Beast is BY FAR my favorite Disney movie of all time. Fifth, I'm hoping for a little three-way girl-on-girl-on-beast action.

It was a close race between her and Mulan (in either incarnation) since I have a proven track record of loving the Asians, but in the end Belle won out.
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #198 on: September 16, 2009, 08:20:35 AM »
If you're planning to vote, be sure to check this part of the thread to ensure that you have all the necessary information at your fingertips.  An informed electorate is a (self-)satisfied electorate!

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,2561.msg64580.html#msg64580

I read this earlier today and was quite impressed by the brilliant use of innuendo and double entendre. Cracked.com could only hope to aspire to this. Well done, sir!  :clap:

I concur with this.  As fine a piece of humor writing as I have seen on these here internets. 

And for some reason, I voted for Mu-man back when this was originally posted. Though I may have been under the influence of some sort of beverage.  I'm not really sure.    ???


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #199 on: September 21, 2009, 01:36:10 PM »
...

Ya'll might just change your vote after checking out a different take on your favorite Princess:



The full size images, and all the rest are online: here.

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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #200 on: September 21, 2009, 02:20:11 PM »
Quote from: Imrahil
What's the deal with Sleeping Beauty, though?

I think she's supposed to be a somnambulist under the control of that evil owl, bird thing... kinda' like Dr. Caligari.

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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #201 on: September 21, 2009, 03:17:45 PM »
Pretty cool images, Jasmine still gets it. Actually more so in this form.  :)

Although Belle certainly has some charm.



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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #202 on: September 21, 2009, 05:32:09 PM »
Those are pretty awesome.  And an amateur artist reinterpreting the Disney characters and NOT sexing them up? Astonishing! :)


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #203 on: September 21, 2009, 05:57:08 PM »
I concur with the awesomeness. I like the little touches, like Sleeping Beauty's eyes sewn shut and the fish hook in Ariel's head. Masterful.  :clap:
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #204 on: May 20, 2011, 12:39:39 PM »
Necro threading, anyone?

And Jasmine is nicely proportioned.  ;)
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #205 on: May 20, 2011, 01:11:30 PM »
This thread deserves to be revived regularly, as it contains one of my most favorite posts of all time.
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #206 on: May 20, 2011, 04:47:24 PM »
Those are pretty awesome.  And an amateur artist reinterpreting the Disney characters and NOT sexing them up? Astonishing! :)

Not sexing them up for YOU, you mean.
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #207 on: May 20, 2011, 04:55:16 PM »
This thread deserves to be revived regularly, as it contains one of my most favorite posts of all time.
Yeah, that was awesome.

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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #208 on: May 20, 2011, 05:29:03 PM »
yup still awesome, do we need to add the two new princesses now?


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #209 on: May 20, 2011, 07:10:13 PM »
I want to change my vote to Nala.