Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?

[Action Batch]

An informed electorate is a (self-)satisfied electorate!

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

[Steve-O]

*drops pants*

*bows*

[wurwolf]

After giving it much thought I voted that I would make the beast with two backs with Belle. First, I love a chick with sass. Second, I love nerds, and in my fantasies Belle will be wearing glasses and reading a book. Third, she's somewhat plain compared to the other Disney Princesses, and that's right up my alley (no pun intended) as well. Fourth, Beauty & the Beast is BY FAR my favorite Disney movie of all time. Fifth, I'm hoping for a little three-way girl-on-girl-on-beast action.

It was a close race between her and Mulan (in either incarnation) since I have a proven track record of loving the Asians, but in the end Belle won out.

[MontyServo]

If you're planning to vote, be sure to check this part of the thread to ensure that you have all the necessary information at your fingertips.  An informed electorate is a (self-)satisfied electorate!

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,2561.msg64580.html#msg64580

I read this earlier today and was quite impressed by the brilliant use of innuendo and double entendre. Cracked.com could only hope to aspire to this. Well done, sir! 

I concur with this.  As fine a piece of humor writing as I have seen on these here internets. 

And for some reason, I voted for Mu-man back when this was originally posted. Though I may have been under the influence of some sort of beverage.  I'm not really sure.   

[Rude]

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Ya'll might just change your vote after checking out a different take on your favorite Princess:



The full size images, and all the rest are online: here.

-Rude

[Rude]

What's the deal with Sleeping Beauty, though?

I think she's supposed to be a somnambulist under the control of that evil owl, bird thing... kinda' like Dr. Caligari.

-Rude

[Tripe]

Pretty cool images, Jasmine still gets it. Actually more so in this form. 

Although Belle certainly has some charm.

[mrbasehart]

Those are pretty awesome.  And an amateur artist reinterpreting the Disney characters and NOT sexing them up? Astonishing!

[wurwolf]

I concur with the awesomeness. I like the little touches, like Sleeping Beauty's eyes sewn shut and the fish hook in Ariel's head. Masterful. 

[CrowTeeRobot]

Necro threading, anyone?

And Jasmine is nicely proportioned. 

[wurwolf]

This thread deserves to be revived regularly, as it contains one of my most favorite posts of all time.

[Scribblesense]

Those are pretty awesome.  And an amateur artist reinterpreting the Disney characters and NOT sexing them up? Astonishing!

Not sexing them up for YOU, you mean.

[Darth Geek]

This thread deserves to be revived regularly, as it contains one of my most favorite posts of all time.

Yeah, that was awesome.

Has crabs. Talking crabs.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

yup still awesome, do we need to add the two new princesses now?

[mrbasehart]

I want to change my vote to Nala.