Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?

[torgosPizza]

gaaah 

that new smiley is getting the HELL used out of

Glad everyone likes it   Couldn't find one online so had to make one up myself. Treading the line between "too gory" and "not gory enough" is a difficult task indeed.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

you know as awful as this thread i cant help thinking how can i make it more offensive?  so i gots to wonder which two princesses would be  the most fun to watch having a good time with each other

[Shinigami]

you know as awful as this thread i cant help thinking how can i make it more offensive?  so i gots to wonder which two princesses would be  the most fun to watch having a good time with each other

Please, we haven't gotten to furries.

[Pak-Man]

Minnie and Daisy having fun with each other. :^)

[Shinigami]

and there go the furries

 

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

i wonder if tyrant knows your that innocent pakky  

[Pak-Man]

That's my story, and I'm sticking to it! :^)

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

fun thread lol really very funny

[J-Proof]

Lol - of course we don't condone you actually looking for pics of the princesses having fun together -- just to make a mod-on-the-record statement =P

PS - If Disney went totally dark on us, and hired say....Don Bluth to redo their animated features, Mulan would have the best potential for being a rockin' good movie....
PPS - Is Mulan actually a princess? I don't think she was awarded the title at any point in the movie =P

[Steve-O]

For those of you having difficulty making a decision, here are some points to consider:

Snow White
Pros -

• Fairest of them all.
• Into short dudes, ménage à huit.

Cons -

• Prefers sex to be over quickly ("Some day my prince will come") -- for some of you this might actually be another pro.
• You have to dress up like an old lady if you want her to take a taste of your apple.

Cinderella
Pros -

• Enjoys kinky footwear, balls.
• Does not discriminate against the severely disabled -- in fact, she'll gladly ride a vegetable.

Cons -

• Every time you mention your "dong", she runs out of the building.
• The mice like to watch.
• At the stroke of midnight, her herpes comes back.

Sleeping Beauty
Pros -

• No competition; her only friends are fairies.

Cons -

• Not very lively in the sack.
• Has an understandable aversion to little pricks.

Ariel
Pros -

• She's got legs.  She knows how to use them.
• Won't insist that you talk afterwards.

Cons -

• All the Summer's Eve in the world won't get rid of that salmony smell.
• Has crabs.  Talking crabs.

Belle
Pros -

• Unlikely to make fun of your thick carpet of unsightly back hair.
• Willing to experiment with various household objects.

Cons -

• Before she'll let you touch her, always demands that you, "Put on the bear suit!"
• French.

Jasmine
Pros -

• Favors skimpy, loose-fitting clothing.
• Hourglass figure.
• Likes to play with your monkey.

Cons -

• Already wise to the trick where you tell her if she "rubs the lamp", a genie will pop out.
• That damned sand gets everywhere.

Pocahontas
Pros -

• Happy to guide you through her sacred hunting grounds.
• You don't grow up as the daughter of Wahunsunacock without learning a few things.

Cons -

• Won't let you get her anywhere near a blanket.
• Has many large, male friends who regularly carry hatchets.
• At 12 years old, even violates age of consent laws in Burkina Faso.

Mulan
Pros -

• Knows how to handle a spear.
• Familiar with a great number of ancient Chinese secrets.

Cons -

• So flat, it's almost like she's two-dimensional.
• Could easily kick your ass.

Hope this helps!

[ChrisHanel]

Steve, can I reprint that on my website? That's hilarious.

-Chris

[mrbasehart]

Wow, Steve-O.  That was great! 

[kodiakthejuggler]

For those of you having difficulty making a decision, here are some points to consider:

Snow White
Pros -

• Fairest of them all.

Cons -

• Prefers sex to be over quickly ("Some day my prince will come") -- for some of you this might actually be another pro.
• You have to dress up like an old lady if you want her to take a taste of your apple.

Cinderella
Pros -

• Enjoys kinky footwear, balls.
• Does not discriminate against the severely disabled -- in fact, she'll gladly ride a vegetable.

Cons -

• Every time you mention your "dong", she runs out of the building.
• The mice like to watch.
• At the stroke of midnight, her herpes comes back.

Sleeping Beauty
Pros -

• No competition; her only friends are fairies.

Cons -

• Not very lively in the sack.
• Has an understandable aversion to little pricks.

Ariel
Pros -

• She's got legs.  She knows how to use them.
• Won't insist that you talk afterwards.

Cons -

• All the Summer's Eve in the world won't get rid of that salmony smell.
• Has crabs.  Talking crabs.

Belle
Pros -

• Unlikely to make fun of your thick carpet of unsightly back hair.
• Willing to experiment with various household objects.

Cons -

• Before she'll let you touch her, always demands that you, "Put on the bear suit!"
• French.

Jasmine
Pros -

• Favors skimpy, loose-fitting clothing.
• Hourglass figure.
• Likes to play with your monkey.

Cons -

• Already wise to the trick where you tell her if she "rubs the lamp", a genie will pop out.
• That damned sand gets everywhere.

Pocahontas
Pros -

• Happy to guide you through her sacred hunting grounds.
• You don't grow up as the daughter of Wahunsunacock without learning a few things.

Cons -

• Won't let you get her anywhere near a blanket.
• Has many large, male friends who regularly carry hatchets.
• At 12 years old, even violates age of consent laws in Burkina Faso.

Mulan
Pros -

• Knows how to handle a spear.
• Familiar with a great number of ancient Chinese secrets.

Cons -

• Could easily kick your ass.

Hope this helps!

Y'know, Steve-O m'boy, this just might be the funniest post on this here forum to date!!

Bravo.   

[Thom_Serveaux]

Okay, excuse me while completely 'geek-out' here, and say while Meg from Hercules is no more a princess than Mulan, perhaps she should get an honorable mention.  I think that she has been used sparingly in the past as part of the whole 'Disney Princesses' line of merchandise back when I worked for McDonald's.  Other significant contenders in the yet to be established line of 'Disney Commoners' would go to Melina(sp?) from 'The Emperor's New School', as well a Kim Possible, She-go, and perhaps Bonnie from er, 'Kim Possible'.....

[Steve-O]

Steve, can I reprint that on my website? That's hilarious.

Sure thing.  A quick tip of the hat is all I ask.

Wow, Steve-O.  That was great! 

Y'know, Steve-O m'boy, this just might be the funniest post on this here forum to date!!

Bravo.  

Aw, thanks guys.  While I have been known to dabble in bad puns and assorted bodily fluids, innuendo is my true medium.