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Given my pick of the Disney princesses, I would:

Plow Snow White
Show Cinderella a real royal ball
Hit dat Sleeping Booty
Get some tail from Ariel
Get some leg from Ariel (for those not comfortable with inter-species dating)
Make the "beast with two backs" with Belle
Jism in Jasmine
Poke-ahontas
Mu-lan!
Mu-man! (Mulan dressed as a dude)

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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #180 on: May 15, 2007, 01:31:51 PM »
yeah im trying to find a way to make you not the sickest and just failing. 


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #181 on: September 15, 2009, 10:51:24 AM »
I am bumping this ancient thread from The Before Times so that RiffTrax Forum: The Next Generation can weigh in on this important question.


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #182 on: September 15, 2009, 10:57:59 AM »
Can we not add a couple of the Pixar chicks?


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #183 on: September 15, 2009, 11:03:41 AM »
Can we not add a couple of the Pixar chicks?
What evil plans do you have for EVE ?  :o


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #184 on: September 15, 2009, 11:04:28 AM »
Can we not add a couple of the Pixar chicks?

No!  Disney Princesses only.  You fantasize about loose CGI insects on your own time, pal.


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #185 on: September 15, 2009, 11:05:48 AM »
I was thinking of Elastigirl, but no matter. 

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I know who I'd pick now! Amy Adams from Enchanted.  She's a Disney princess.  ;)


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #186 on: September 15, 2009, 11:10:17 AM »
I was thinking of Elastigirl, but no matter. 
In all seriousness, as far as that is applicable here, I'd choose Elizabeth Pena's character from that film personally.

I'd still plump for Jasmine I think.


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #187 on: September 15, 2009, 02:34:36 PM »
Huh, and just this morning on the train I was thinking about the internet pictures I saw of Betty Rubble riding Fred Flintstone's pole. This is quite a coincidence.

Except I pretty much think about that every morning on the train.
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #188 on: September 15, 2009, 02:36:23 PM »

I guess I'll be dreamin' about getting some tail from Ariel when I'm napping soon!

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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #189 on: September 15, 2009, 02:37:49 PM »

I guess I'll be dreamin' about getting some tail from Ariel when I'm napping soon!


That sounds like an excellent plan for this evening's festivities.
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #190 on: September 15, 2009, 02:59:22 PM »

I guess I'll be dreamin' about getting some tail from Ariel when I'm napping soon!


That sounds like an excellent plan for this evening's festivities.

As like my imagination needed to be piqued!  :D



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I wager I'm seeing Isla in Ariel.   :)

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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #191 on: September 15, 2009, 03:34:41 PM »
brilliant. 
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #192 on: September 15, 2009, 04:40:30 PM »
If you're planning to vote, be sure to check this part of the thread to ensure that you have all the necessary information at your fingertips.  An informed electorate is a (self-)satisfied electorate!

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,2561.msg64580.html#msg64580


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #193 on: September 15, 2009, 05:07:36 PM »
hrm. i can't decide between the leggy ariel or belle. ???
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #194 on: September 15, 2009, 06:03:16 PM »
If you're planning to vote, be sure to check this part of the thread to ensure that you have all the necessary information at your fingertips.  An informed electorate is a (self-)satisfied electorate!

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,2561.msg64580.html#msg64580

I read this earlier today and was quite impressed by the brilliant use of innuendo and double entendre. Cracked.com could only hope to aspire to this. Well done, sir!  :clap:
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