Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?

[Steve-O]

I already feel shame for posting this.

If it makes any difference, Sarcasm and Sharktopus totally put me up to it.

[starfighter]

  Should we assume that they are conscious at the time?

[Steve-O]

  Should we assume that they are conscious at the time?

Now, see, that's just sick.

[Sharktopus]

I feel a strange sense of pride knowing I had a hand in this.

But I'd rather have a hand in Princess Jasmine from Aladdin.

[mrbasehart]

Seeing as Cruella deVille isn't on here, I'll go with Jasmin.

[Trufire]

This is wrong on so many levels. But then, it wouldn't be fun if it wasn't You should have an "other" category as well though.

[kodiakthejuggler]

This may well be the most sensitive poll ever devised.   

Although Jasmine has a great body, she's a spoiled brat who grew up in luxury, kinda like all those brats from MTV's Sweet 16 show. I wants none o' that!!

My vote goes to Ariel, in leg form. She's hot, and has a strong desire to be with a human man, who looks an awful lot like me.   

[Gumba Masta]

[Pak-Man]

Hey, at least you kept it to Disney Princesses. You're not REALLY in the realm of sickness 'till you toss in Daisy or Minnie. Step into the Warner Brother library and you have to come to grips with the likes of Minerva Mink and Lola Bunny. THEN you're in sicktown... Uh. I mean Jasmine's hawt!

[ChrisHanel]

Or save everyone the terror of having to answer this difficult question and just throw Jessica Rabbit on the list.

[Pak-Man]

You can learn a lot from audio commentary: Jessica Rabbit's cartoon element? Her breasts move the opposite direction that they should. :^)

[mrbasehart]

Holly Wood from Cool World was quite attractive too...for a cartoon chick.

[Moose]

I go for Ariel, but don't make me choose which one.

Surely the thing about Ariel is that you can have both, depending on your mood.

Ditto for Mulan, if that's your thing.

[Moose]

You can learn a lot from audio commentary: Jessica Rabbit's cartoon element? Her breasts move the opposite direction that they should. :^)

Hey, now that's a talent!

[Pak-Man]

I find it interesting that Mu-Man got a vote before any of the classic princesses did. :^)