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Given my pick of the Disney princesses, I would:

Plow Snow White
Show Cinderella a real royal ball
Hit dat Sleeping Booty
Get some tail from Ariel
Get some leg from Ariel (for those not comfortable with inter-species dating)
Make the "beast with two backs" with Belle
Jism in Jasmine
Poke-ahontas
Mu-lan!
Mu-man! (Mulan dressed as a dude)

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Offline Steve-O

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Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« on: March 06, 2007, 10:32:03 PM »
I already feel shame for posting this.

If it makes any difference, Sarcasm and Sharktopus totally put me up to it.


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2007, 10:35:03 PM »
  Should we assume that they are conscious at the time?


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2007, 10:36:44 PM »
  Should we assume that they are conscious at the time?

Now, see, that's just sick.


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2007, 10:43:36 PM »
I feel a strange sense of pride knowing I had a hand in this.

But I'd rather have a hand in Princess Jasmine from Aladdin. :rimshot:


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2007, 06:23:16 AM »
Seeing as Cruella deVille isn't on here, I'll go with Jasmin.


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2007, 07:20:21 AM »
This is wrong on so many levels. But then, it wouldn't be fun if it wasn't ;) You should have an "other" category as well though. ::)
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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2007, 07:36:46 AM »
This may well be the most sensitive poll ever devised.   >:D

Although Jasmine has a great body, she's a spoiled brat who grew up in luxury, kinda like all those brats from MTV's Sweet 16 show. I wants none o' that!!

My vote goes to Ariel, in leg form. She's hot, and has a strong desire to be with a human man, who looks an awful lot like me.   ;)


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2007, 07:55:58 AM »


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2007, 08:13:22 AM »
Hey, at least you kept it to Disney Princesses. You're not REALLY in the realm of sickness 'till you toss in Daisy or Minnie. Step into the Warner Brother library and you have to come to grips with the likes of Minerva Mink and Lola Bunny. THEN you're in sicktown... Uh. I mean Jasmine's hawt!


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2007, 08:18:27 AM »
Or save everyone the terror of having to answer this difficult question and just throw Jessica Rabbit on the list.


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2007, 08:27:31 AM »
You can learn a lot from audio commentary: Jessica Rabbit's cartoon element? Her breasts move the opposite direction that they should. :^)


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2007, 08:37:07 AM »
Holly Wood from Cool World was quite attractive too...for a cartoon chick.


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2007, 08:38:54 AM »
I go for Ariel, but don't make me choose which one.

Surely the thing about Ariel is that you can have both, depending on your mood.

Ditto for Mulan, if that's your thing.


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2007, 08:39:22 AM »
You can learn a lot from audio commentary: Jessica Rabbit's cartoon element? Her breasts move the opposite direction that they should. :^)

Hey, now that's a talent!


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Re: Which Disney Princess Would You "Give the Royal Scepter"?
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2007, 08:53:57 AM »
I find it interesting that Mu-Man got a vote before any of the classic princesses did. :^)