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Offline Pak-Man

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Re: Make Your Own Movie Game
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2007, 03:41:53 PM »
Battlefield Smurf: In the year 3000, man is no match for the Smurfs, a Smurfy race of Smurfs on a Smurf for global Smurf. Led by the seductive and Smurfy Papa Smurf (Travolta), the Smurfs have taken all natural Smurfs for themsmurfs and left mankind behind to Smurf. It is after humanity has given up the Smurf against this Smurf race that a Smurfy man named Gargamel (Pepper) decides to Smurf his desolate Smurf high in the Smurfy Mountains and take a final, courageous Smurf.

Next Movie: Dude, I Totally Barfed!


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Re: Make Your Own Movie Game
« Reply #16 on: March 31, 2007, 09:00:43 PM »
It is 2037. And Hollywood has many years since decided "Shock Value" is the most important aspect of cinema quality and profit.  Box office grosses are determined in  "Gross-Out Values". Not dollar amounts. And the film leading the charge for Summer '37 release is, "Dude, I Totally Barfed!"

In this film we witness aborted fetuses being eviscerated by packs of wild wolves, freshly delivered babies stuck on rusty, spiked fence posts, old men being dipped in baths of human stomach acid, 12 year old girls being shotgunned in the back of their heads with "Pit Bull" specialty 12 gauge ammo, Catholic nuns being crucified on crosses electrified with a series of deep cycle car batteries and then blanketed with napalm air strikes, policemen having molten lead poured into their rectums, and  everyday moms and housewives being raped by roving bands of Mountain Gorillas high on PCP.

The movie becomes #1 of All Time on all box office lists.

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My Lunch Is My Enemy


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Re: Make Your Own Movie Game
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2007, 09:48:19 PM »
My lunch is my enemy

starred directed produced written edited and gripped by john malcovich

while this experiment can be called nothing if not daring it might be too much of a stretch even for normal "art house viewers". 

A 2 hour semi monolugue starring john malcovich playing a semi autobiographical charectar named cheese danixfrosrfts, in which he discusses drug use, politics, drug use, paranoia, and spider monkeys.  Drug use was used twice, both in this review and in the pamphlet malcovich gave us the news media at the premier.  we assume its intentional given the amazing amount it comes up in the movie but we still arent sure. 


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Re: Make Your Own Movie Game
« Reply #18 on: March 31, 2007, 10:25:40 PM »
OMG, Sarcasm. That was delicious (gripped even!). How about throwing out another title to work from?  ;D


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Re: Make Your Own Movie Game
« Reply #19 on: March 31, 2007, 10:28:32 PM »
oops lol my bad i  guess i forgot



how about title:   I left my IBA  (body armor to you non military types) on a taxi in Milwaukee


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Re: Make Your Own Movie Game
« Reply #20 on: March 31, 2007, 10:55:45 PM »
HA HA

I have premise for that which would likely get me banned!

So please. Some other crafty riffer please make Sarcasm's title edible to the Rifftrax crowd.  ;D


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Re: Make Your Own Movie Game
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Re: Make Your Own Movie Game
« Reply #22 on: April 02, 2007, 04:34:48 PM »
haha, nice.    Interceptor Body Armor.

I was bieng threated with death by wolf raping before it was cool!.


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Re: Make Your Own Movie Game
« Reply #23 on: April 04, 2007, 04:17:19 AM »
wow no one wants to rise to the challenge?

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Re: Make Your Own Movie Game
« Reply #24 on: April 06, 2007, 06:50:00 PM »
From the producers of Stop or My Mom Will Shoot! and writer John Hughes comes a comedy that's a few Officers short of a tactical unit. Get ready for I Left My IBA on a Taxi in Milwuakee! Officer Jerry Koenig is having one of the toughest weeks of his life. It's only been a few days since he was accepted to the Madison SWAT team and he's already been the victim of several locker room pranks, forgot to turn on the safety in a classroom firearms demonstration, and forgotten his commanding officers name on several occasions! So far, Officer Jerry's been able to get through with his quick wit and uncanny celebrity voice imperonations, but things are about to heat up! When the state Capitol is seized by a group of mad-as-heck, beer swilling, Packer-supporting militia members who demand an abolition of taxes, Madison's finest are called in. Officer Jerry is ready to prove himself to his team members and the chief, but there's one little problem: He left his body armor in a taxi! Determined not to let his down his team and the state of Wisconsin, Officer Jerry has to come up with several innovative (and wacky)  ways to protect himself during the infiltration of the Capitol. Watch as Officer Jerry sandwiches between teamates, carries unwieldy refridgeration units, and immitates the likes of Larry the Cable Guy in ordered to throw off the trigger happy militia men. Don't forget your laugh-riot gear for the family comedy event of the summer!

next movie: Goddammit, Somebody's Gonna Celebrate Kwanzaa!
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Re: Make Your Own Movie Game
« Reply #25 on: April 07, 2007, 12:24:06 AM »
sadly zaps movie sounds all too real  cudos man :clap:


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Re: Make Your Own Movie Game
« Reply #26 on: April 08, 2007, 07:14:38 PM »
Ah, yes.  Too easy - so easy, in fact, that I don't even need to fully explain the plot.  Samuel L. Jackson plays an HR man well-versed in the modern day doctrine of cultural sensitivity.  He is disturbed by the lack of diversity in holiday celebration at the office.  It seems that the office is staffed solely with devout Christians (except for his boss, played by Harvey Fierstein).  This really, REALLY pisses him off, prompting him to launch a violent, deadly crusade for tolerance...or else!

Next title: The Phone Assassin Strikes Again
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Correction: the coat hanger should be upside down.


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Re: Make Your Own Movie Game
« Reply #27 on: April 09, 2007, 07:16:40 AM »
Coming this summer:
Steve Martin reprises the Inspector Cluseau (sp) role in this action-comedy The Phone Assassin Strikes Again.
The French government sends the hapless Inspector to investigate the death of a French Diplomat in Quebec, Canada. He is there teamed with hardcore Mounty, MattFluer (Brendon Fraiser.) They begin the investigation that leads them into the seedy world of a phone sex line operated by Ivanna Talkalot (Oscar Winning pop star Jennifer Hudson.) They then discover her links to a shady figure (Michael Palin) and discovers a plot to kill the visiting Pope (Colin Farrel.) Can they stop him before he places a collect call to the Pope?

next up: Odd-Handed Justice


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Re: Make Your Own Movie Game
« Reply #28 on: April 16, 2007, 04:12:58 PM »
Odd-handed justice is The indi-scifi movie of the year!

Jenny Freak (Stage name Odd-Handed is a  plus-sized model moonlighting as a private detective, born with telekinesis and a fully-functioning third arm. After her transexual lover is shot and slides down the wall in three identical replays by some lizard men smuggling tainted lampreys, she tracks them to Portugal. Once there, she interogates a whiny barkeep and winds up in jail several times, while the authorities insist that there is no such thing as a lizard man and she is overstepping her boundries. After a surreal fight with  some male stripper-pirates and a jetpack-sporting nazi-nun, Jenny Freak finds the lizard-man responsible is in fact working in cahoots with the Portuguese prime-minister. She saves the hot guy, dips the lizard-man and prime minister in batter, serves them with a delicious sauce, and converts the state into a socialist paradise.

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Hobgoblins vs. Trolls
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Re: Make Your Own Movie Game
« Reply #29 on: April 27, 2007, 04:52:29 PM »
... or Trolls vs. Hobgoblins?
Love doesn't hurt. It kills.

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