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Make Your Own Movie Game
« on: March 05, 2007, 04:13:07 PM »
Here's how it goes:

We start with an imagined title for a fantasy, scifi, or horror movie. Somebody pitches an idea for a movie based on that title, then they make up their own title, and the next one makes it into a movie idea.

It was all inspired by this following chat:
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Make up a horror movie based on this title
Fuzzy Necromancer says:
then give me a title to work with
I voted! Do me! says:
kay
Fuzzy Necromancer says:
The Castle of Dr. Lipwig
I voted! Do me! says:
a group of plucky America teenagers are camping in the black forrest of Germany. A sudden firestorm ruins their fun and they rush to the nearest bulding! The Castle of Dr. Lipwig!
I voted! Do me! says:
Lipwig was an unorthox German biologist who pioneered gentic exepermints both as sex slaves and killing machines. After the government cut his funding due to his alcoholism and the poor quality of his work he used his own creatues as slaves untill they one day revolted on him. Now Targot most cruel of the superclones plans to use Lipwigs biolgical research to wip the Earth.
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Can our plucky teen heroes stop him?...no. But your going to watch anyway, sucker.
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XD
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Okay
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you through something at me
I voted! Do me! says:
Purple Blood on the Cold Snow
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oooh, good one
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The year is 2014.
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Bizzare ritual murders and religious persecution have been on the rise, along with trading in certain illegal hallucogens
Fuzzy Necromancer says:
The north american contentent is plagued by some bizzare weather patterns
Fuzzy Necromancer says:
including  a snowstorm in washington
Fuzzy Necromancer says:
as anyone knows, if it snows, or looks like it might snow, or somebody is selling snow cones, in washington, the entire city shuts down.
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A group of authoritarian cultists have been enacting a series of rituals to culminate in the summoning of a powerful entity with psychic powers and a subconcious emination designed to repress free will and fill humans with an extreme suggestive state
Fuzzy Necromancer says:
At the climax of the ritual, the circle is disturbed, and the Entity is brought forth partially uncontrolled and wounded by the process
Fuzzy Necromancer says:
most notable is the creature's blood, which is chemically attractive to mammal life and addictive
Fuzzy Necromancer says:
it stimulates a strange physical transformation and a psychologically receptive state, turning scatterings of children, pets, and deranged homeless people into scaly horned obedient zombies
Fuzzy Necromancer says:
Most of all, the beast feeds on heat
Fuzzy Necromancer says:
and after the thaw, washington is due for a heat wave
Fuzzy Necromancer says:
it's a race against the seasons
Fuzzy Necromancer says:
As a fat fun-loving lesbian and her timid archery enthusiast gay male friend face the horror that makes
Fuzzy Necromancer says:
PURPLE BLOOD ON THE SNOW
Fuzzy Necromancer says:
^_^
Fuzzy Necromancer says:
What do you think?
I voted! Do me! says:
very good
Fuzzy Necromancer says:
I'm quite proud of it.
Fuzzy Necromancer says:
I think I'll write it down.
I voted! Do me! says:
much more orginal then my salute to sci-fi camp
Fuzzy Necromancer says:
Sokay if I copy the log of this and use it as an example in my thread?
I voted! Do me! says:
sure


First title:

Blue Harvest
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Re: Make Your Own Movie Game
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2007, 07:25:43 PM »
Blue Harvest, eh?  M'kay.  I got it.  Blue Harvest is a dramedy about an elderly farmer and recent widower, feeling lonely and depressed, writes a folky little ditty about the meaning of life and the inevitability of death that, surprisingly, becomes a hit.  With this sudden increase in popularity (and the need for Viagra becoming increasingly important, if you get what I'm sayin') improve his life, or will it only serve to make him more jaded?  Will he be able to find meaning, perhaps even love, in his twilight years?  Judging from the description of this plot, you won't care unless you're old, crinkly and boring!


Next title: Seduction of the Wombat
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Re: Make Your Own Movie Game
« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2007, 11:07:14 AM »
Seduction of the Wombat is a romantic thriller set in Australia, as made clear by stock footage of marsupials and vaguely desert-ish scrubland. Jonny, the frequently shirtless "buff McLarge Huge" archeologist, his co-worker and busty hollywood looking apprentice Jenny, a whiny, spoiled, promiscuously dressed American tourist by the name of Chastity Vernes, Bobby the idealistic young palentological assistant to a detached, self-proclaimed militant lesbian Becky Strudleganger, notorious criminal Mungo Zackery, and an amiably insane middle-aged overweight prospector referred to as "leaping Lulu" form the points of a snarled and intricate love-polygon. There is romance, lust, infidelity, betrayal, and backstabbing that ensues when a set of abandoned aboriginal settlements and the bones of a previously undiscovered species of pterosaur are both discovered to conceal a thick vein of high-grade uranium. Through it all, the mating cycle of wombats is used as a metaphor for relationships of the characters and human infidelity, and the looming threat of local "superstition" and "ghost stories" drifts in and out of credibility.

Next Title: Squamous: The Philadelphia Horror
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Re: Make Your Own Movie Game
« Reply #3 on: March 12, 2007, 06:12:28 AM »
Squamous: The Philadelphia Horror, is a comming of age story about struggling young unicyclist/juggler Ed Squamous, in small town Philadelphia, South Dakota.  Living with his estranged aunt Vivian and enduring her constant berating, he must overcome his insecurities and self doubt over the tragic loss of his parents to a horrible carnival accident ten years earlier.  After meeting the washed up alcoholic circus clown Bobbo, he finds himself a mentor who may be able to train him, if he can only conquer his own inner deamons.  With the Annual Philadelphia carnival talent show approaching, he must find his courage to compete, to win the heart of his true love, Helga.

Next titte, Kindergarten Robocop

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Re: Make Your Own Movie Game
« Reply #4 on: March 12, 2007, 11:01:17 AM »
Kindergarten RoboCop is about Tanner McChildton, a child genius in kindergarten. Tanner is underchallenged in his class and nobody notices his high intelligence. At home, mom and dad are frightened and confused by him. He feels his life is slipping away while he is held powerless by his parents and teacher. Frustrated and furious, Tanner designs an army of robots and unleashes them on his school. The robots destroy the school, killing many. They then dissappear along with their creator. Local authorities find one robot that was damaged during the attack and repair it. They reprogram it to find and stop Tanner and his army. Days later, the US is shaken by a message from Tanner, threatening to destroy Washington D.C. with his army if they do not abolish age descriminatory laws. The reprogrammed robot, affectionately dubbed Kindergarten RoboCop, is the only thing that can prevent Tanner from acheiving his goals, but RoboCop is just one robot against many.

Next title: Tweedler's Planet


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Re: Make Your Own Movie Game
« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2007, 05:02:38 PM »
Pluto Nash is back! And he's ready for more action! Pluto (Eddie Murphy) has been been living a good life since rebuilding his night club, but that doesn't last for long! He along with his new wife Dina (Rosario Dawson) and alien business partner Zook (Eddie Murphy) set out to find who's responsible for blowing up the club this time. Clues lead him to Tweedler's Planet, a nightclub and casino entertainment planet near the Klump star cluster.  There he meets former android friend turned villain Bruno (Randy Quaid), the smuggling bandits of New Puerto Rico, and the evil Tweedler himself (Eddie Murphy). Be prepaired for a surprize ending possibly involving one actor in multiple roles! With plenty  ray gun battles, space rocket races, cosmic sight gags, visits from Pluto's parents (Eddie Murphy and Charlie Murphy), and musical numbers featuring comics that peaked in the mid 90's, be sure not to miss this space spectacle! Including a special appearance by the late Peter Boyle posthumously reprising his role as Rowland. Set your trajectory towards Tweedler's Planet!


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Santa Claus High School
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Re: Make Your Own Movie Game
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2007, 07:26:15 PM »
Mrs. Weedernoodle's class thought they'd gotten rid of her for good. After they arranged a little skiing accident, they thought the rest of the semester would be a piece of cake. But what they didn't know was that Mrs. Weedernoodle had a substitute teacher all lined up. Santa Claus! Now, this rowdy class will have to figure out how to deal with a teacher who KNOWS if they're naughty or nice! Larry The Cable Guy IS Santa Claus IN Santa Claus High School!

Next Movie: Come Back, Blue Skies
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Re: Make Your Own Movie Game
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2007, 08:15:51 PM »
Ha!  That's easy!  Come Back, Blue Skies is the FOURTH entry in the much-maligned Matrix franchise!  Containing virtually NO action, Come Back, Blue Skies deals with the joint human-robot effort to restore the planet's air quality.  Writhe and wretch as the Wachowski brothers (er, the Wachowski, um...brother and...oh, hell - let's just call 'em the Wachowskis) shove cheesy contemporary messages into their film (much like they did for V for Vendetta, only this time, there isn't a compelling source material to fall back on)!  Ready to hear Lawrence Fishburne drone on for hours about the horrors of war and global warming?  Then you'll LOVE this movie!  There's also bound to be some bizarre, half-assed plot involving a Random Symbolic Capitalized Figure or two, in which they do something that makes absolutely no sense, yet has to be stopped for some reason.

Next one (think of a detailed explanation as to how this scenario comes to pass):

President Stedman Graham vs. L. Ron Ho-Tep and His Army of Scientologist Mummies in Outer Space
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Re: Make Your Own Movie Game
« Reply #8 on: March 13, 2007, 10:04:11 AM »
From executive producer Oprah Winfrey comes a film that dares to combine the action packed excitement of outerspace sci-fi and the gripping drama of the courtroom. The year is 2020. The United States of Harpo-merica has just elected the first black male president to office, entreprenuer and author Stedman Graham. During this time an occult secret society of Hollywood elite have decided that democratic, secular rule of the land has gone on far enough and that thetans have infected the minds of the people, urging them to stop going to the movies. The Elite bring the body of L. Ron Hubbard to Egypt in order perform a ceremony to resurrect him, but the ceremony does not go as planned. Due to the energy of the pyramids L. Ron assumes the identity and  preserved servents of the buried Pharaohs. President Graham immediately declares military action upon the army of converted Scientologist undead, but due to vast underfunding and political barriers created by the Elite there are no forces for him to send. The President has no choice to take matters into his own hands both behind the controls of his rocket-fighter and in the court room. Revel as the President brings on charges of copyright infringement and theft of ancient Egyptian intellectual property and the charges of his laser rifle. The mummy army has the constitution and mummified crocodiles, but the President has the 7 secrets of success. Who will come out on top? Come see the roller-coaster-plea-bargaining-religous-debate-a-debackle of the summer!

next movie: Police Academy meets Puppet Master
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Re: Make Your Own Movie Game
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2007, 03:23:50 PM »
In something of a studio blunder, the producers decided to drop the lead actor of Naked Gun 1, 2 1/2, and 33.3, and replace him with none other than Peter Graves. The police squad has to track down a bunch of self-smugglers: animated puppets using their forms to stash and protect drugs, stolen art and artifacts, and radioactive metals. Peter Graves fails to catch the puppets several times and hilarity ensues, in the form of Peter Graves setting his own pubic hair on fire and beaver jokes.
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Re: Make Your Own Movie Game
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2007, 04:58:28 PM »
Ack! C'mon Necro! Give us a title to work from!

Great thread game!


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Re: Make Your Own Movie Game
« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2007, 05:58:26 PM »
I said Police Academy not Police Squad! (which starred Leslie Nielson, btw)

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Re: Make Your Own Movie Game
« Reply #12 on: March 28, 2007, 06:25:26 PM »
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Re: Make Your Own Movie Game
« Reply #13 on: March 28, 2007, 06:36:00 PM »
Struggling poet warrior Warren Van suffers from debilitating colitis and sets off across the United States on a road trip of self-discovery. Along the way he finds true love, tragedy, the softest toilet tissue, and the ability to sum up every mystery in the Universe with simple syllable-based verses.

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Re: Make Your Own Movie Game
« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2007, 11:23:46 PM »
Vivid Video  brings together a never before seen cast  on the same screen. Starring Lassie, Benji, Huckleberry Hound, Air bud, and 3 of the 101 Dalmations. This Adult movie  is about Mistress Ann AL  (played by  Jenna Jameson)  who decides to open up a bordello to which  serves only the most taboo of taboos  Animal erotique.  At first  this little town  is outraged after this brothel's  opening but soon through the magic of one man  (played by  Ron Jeremy) and his dog Droopy the town embraces its new neighbor and decide to join in the fun in the town square. How you may ask does he change their minds? Well you'll just have to go see it for yourself !

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