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Movies that will suck!
« on: June 13, 2012, 11:19:19 PM »
After seeing this thread I decided that, since there's a lot of crap being released by studios every year, let's make a thread to talk about all of these crappy movies that are coming out. So whenever you really want to talk about whatever crappy horror remake Michael Bay has planned up his sleave but you don't want to make a thread dedicated to it, come to this thread! This way, we can all hate all of these shitty movies in progress at once!


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« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2012, 05:09:17 PM »
And speaking of movies that will suck...
http://www.bleedingcool.com/2012/06/15/pre-production-on-ninja-turtles-movie-shut-down/
Unfortunately the Ninja Turtles film is still in progress, they've just delayed it.... this totally goes without saying but is there any doubt in your mind that this movie is going to suck? It's been a LONG time since I have actually loved the Ninja Turtles, but seriously I can't even begin to imagine the betrayal genuine fans must feel about everything Bay has screwed up. Paramount should not be proud. I know business is business and Bay's name puts asses in seats of both genders, but dammit have a LITTLE artistic integrity! I know Paramount execs are capable of that on some level.


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Re: Movies that will suck!
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2012, 05:16:01 PM »
I refuse to see that movie. I may have not grown up in the era but I grew up with the Turtles a bit and that movie will just be bad.

I feel almost the same way about The Amazing Spider Man. I don't think it will be bad (not Bay level bad anyways) but I grew up with Raimi's Spider Man films (mainly the first one) so it bums me out that they're rebooting it.


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« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2012, 05:43:16 PM »
I refuse to see that movie. I may have not grown up in the era but I grew up with the Turtles a bit and that movie will just be bad.

I feel almost the same way about The Amazing Spider Man. I don't think it will be bad (not Bay level bad anyways) but I grew up with Raimi's Spider Man films (mainly the first one) so it bums me out that they're rebooting it.
Yeah I know. I mean it could be better story-wise... honestly I don't think it would be that difficult to top Raimi's vision(no offense to you), but do I think it's going to? Probably not. And then in 10 years they'll reboot Spider-man AGAIN and then call it "The Spectacular Spider-man".


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Re: Movies that will suck!
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2012, 05:49:09 PM »
Yeah I wouldn't be suprised if that happened. And no offence taken.


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Re: Movies that will suck!
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2012, 05:54:26 PM »
i heard that hoover and dyson are collaborating on a movie.
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Re: Movies that will suck!
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2012, 07:16:28 PM »
The Linda Lovelace biopic starring Amanda Seyfried will almost certainly suck... something.


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Re: Movies that will suck!
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2012, 07:29:43 PM »
i heard that hoover and dyson are collaborating on a movie.

What does a former president and the guy who invented skynet have in common to make a movie about?

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Re: Movies that will suck!
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2012, 07:39:14 PM »
The Linda Lovelace biopic starring Amanda Seyfried will almost certainly suck... something.

Meanwhile, it won't be edgy at all because it has a big actress and it has to be non pornographic. ::)


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Re: Movies that will suck!
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2012, 08:16:07 PM »
Is the new Clue movie still in production, does anyone know?
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Re: Movies that will suck!
« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2012, 08:46:43 AM »
I think so


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« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2012, 09:49:41 AM »
The Linda Lovelace biopic starring Amanda Seyfried will almost certainly suck... something.
Linda Lovelace? Wasn't she the founder of a Hospital business or something? :D
Is the new Clue movie still in production, does anyone know?
NO.... NOOOOO!! Now the movie from '86 with one hell of a great all-star cast was a fluke in that it could be funny but it was EXTREMELY bi-polar. It was trying very hard to be very dramatic then only towards about the middle of the film does it switch gears and try to become a comedy. That was a one shot in a million at even how bizarre it was, if you try to make that movie today... it's almost guaranteed to suck. Is it even going to be a period piece? Are the actors going to be nothing but teenage heartthrobs?(I swear to God, if Robert Pattinson is cast I will be kicking somebody's ass
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Re: Movies that will suck!
« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2012, 10:03:45 AM »
Unless Robert Pattiinson is cast as Mr. Body so he can be killed.

I don't know about "serious, then halfway through it becomes a comedy". I thought it was funny throughout. But yes, it would be impossible to replicate today.



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« Reply #13 on: June 16, 2012, 10:18:55 AM »
Unless Robert Pattiinson is cast as Mr. Body so he can be killed.
I don't know about "serious, then halfway through it becomes a comedy". I thought it was funny throughout. But yes, it would be impossible to replicate today.
Well maybe that was overstating it, but to give you an example of how deadly serious it is for a long period of time, take the time where they are all in the library talking about what they're all being blackmailed over towards the beginning of the film, it's a solid 10 minutes or so of exposition and nothing really all that funny happens.... imho. Then after that it becomes.... sporadically funny with Mister Green and the "Well, I had to stop her screaming!" bit, then there's the hilarious drawing straws bit, searching the house bit... etc, etc. But it doesn't start to become really consistently funny until maybe about halfway through... again imho.


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Re: Movies that will suck!
« Reply #14 on: June 16, 2012, 03:52:51 PM »
The Linda Lovelace biopic starring Amanda Seyfried will almost certainly suck... something.

Meanwhile, it won't be edgy at all because it has a big actress and it has to be non pornographic. ::)

My memory's not what it used to be, but I'm almost certain I've seen edgy movies that don't feature full-on penetration.



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