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Offline Nunyerbiz

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Re: The Animated GIF Thread. *Now with 99% Fewer Milfs!*
« Reply #2340 on: September 25, 2013, 04:23:58 PM »


Your dog will experience violent seizures or we'll pay your return shipping!


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Re: The Animated GIF Thread. *Now with 99% Fewer Milfs!*
« Reply #2341 on: September 25, 2013, 04:55:20 PM »

"Do you want to throw food at your pets and still eat the food!  Well, now you can say "fuck off, dog" with the new Press Dome."


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Re: The Animated GIF Thread. *Now with 99% Fewer Milfs!*
« Reply #2342 on: September 26, 2013, 03:10:07 AM »


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Re: The Animated GIF Thread. *Now with 99% Fewer Milfs!*
« Reply #2343 on: September 26, 2013, 08:18:36 AM »
will it rust all the way through before it hits bottom?
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« Reply #2344 on: September 26, 2013, 08:40:52 AM »


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« Reply #2345 on: September 26, 2013, 08:55:18 AM »


Just one more tap outta do it...
So is that a snuff gif?
Given that it fades out, I'm gonna go with yes.


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« Reply #2346 on: September 26, 2013, 09:35:49 AM »
Did some googling... and apparently the guy survived the 25 meter fall with only minor injuries. It's from French (French-Canadian?) film called "Quebec Givre" which translates to "Frosted Quebec". I bet my man's pants were frosted once all that shit in his drawers froze.


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« Reply #2347 on: September 26, 2013, 10:16:45 AM »
To dispel some of the misconceptions about head injuries you have developed from watching movies and TV, I wrote this: ...Some Information on Head Injury Effects


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« Reply #2348 on: September 26, 2013, 05:30:17 PM »


Was hoping beyond hope it wasn't a woman.

Damn it.
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Re: The Animated GIF Thread. *Now with 99% Fewer Milfs!*
« Reply #2349 on: September 26, 2013, 05:51:12 PM »


Was hoping beyond hope it wasn't a woman.

Damn it.

And I thought "Oh gee. And it was a woman, too." but figured it would be inflammatory to say so.

But I only thought it! I didn't actually say anything! This doesn't count!


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« Reply #2350 on: September 26, 2013, 06:20:51 PM »

Was hoping beyond hope it wasn't a woman.

Damn it.

And I thought "Oh gee. And it was a woman, too." but figured it would be inflammatory to say so.

Ooh... what a burn!

I suspect if you had said it, you would have been at the center of a flame war... setting off lots of explosive anger.  And when the smoke cleared you'd have realized that there's just no match for keeping such things to yourself, extinguishing even the possibility of future sexist remarks from you, even in jest.
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To dispel some of the misconceptions about head injuries you have developed from watching movies and TV, I wrote this: ...Some Information on Head Injury Effects


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« Reply #2351 on: September 26, 2013, 06:44:08 PM »
If only she was on fire.  Then I could say "Hey, fellas, stop looking at her com-bust."  She would probably die or be in pain and horribly disfigured, but would be worth the wordplay.


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« Reply #2352 on: September 26, 2013, 06:53:16 PM »
geeez... women drivers!! how did I not think of that??!

for whatever reason, this was the only thing in my head....



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« Reply #2353 on: September 26, 2013, 08:13:24 PM »
geeez... women drivers!! how did I not think of that??!

for whatever reason, this was the only thing in my head....


Fuggin' freak gasoline fight accidents!


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« Reply #2354 on: September 26, 2013, 08:16:03 PM »

Was hoping beyond hope it wasn't a woman.

Damn it.

And I thought "Oh gee. And it was a woman, too." but figured it would be inflammatory to say so.

Ooh... what a burn!

I suspect if you had said it, you would have been at the center of a flame war... setting off lots of explosive anger.  And when the smoke cleared you'd have realized that there's just no match for keeping such things to yourself, extinguishing even the possibility of future sexist remarks from you, even in jest.

I suspect, good sir, that you are trying to add fuel to the fire. I'd appreciate it if you'd stop trying to get all this mileage out of these puns. The mods petrol these threads most diligently for such oily tactics.