It's Time For GIFtrax!

[Miku Fan]

The U.S.S. Nolte seems to be drunk again.

Negatory, Captain! They don't allow alcohol on board, so I like ta suck on used urinal cakes. Hell of a buzz, especially the small, orangey ones. Don't knock it 'till you've tried it!

[Lembach]

The U.S.S. Nolte seems to be drunk again.

Negatory, Captain! They don't allow alcohol on board, so I like ta suck on used urinal cakes. Hell of a buzz, especially the small, orangey ones. Don't knock it 'till you've tried it!

Well done sir. That played out sounding exactly like Mike doing Nolte in my head. 

[Darth Geek]

Can't talk now, Pearl, the U.S.S. Mike is tripping!

[Lembach]

Can't talk now, Pearl, the U.S.S. Mike is tripping!

Oh come on. You could make that joke with any of these gifs. 

[Lembach]

The mutts lied. There's no cuttle-bone in here. *SQUAWK!*

[Miku Fan]

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Polly laughed maniacally as she wildly tossed milk bones to Chomper and Slasher.  Mr Whiskers was gone and no one, no one would be the wiser!

[goflyblind]

[Kete]

Can't talk now, Pearl, the U.S.S. Mike is tripping!

Oh come on. You could make that joke with any of these gifs. 

And I think we should.

[Miku Fan]

Hearing that former V.P. Dick Cheney was in town to give a speech, a few people arrive to protest.

If that offends, try this one:

Hearing that H. Clinton has just been elected president, a few people decide to leave town.

[LucasM]

[RVR II]

It's a Zebra Rat!

[goflyblind]

thanks, obama!

[ScottotD]

[Lembach]

A Japanese father built a mech suit for his kid.

[ScottotD]

 

A Japanese father built a mech suit for his kid.

If he *really* loved his kid he'd also grow a Xenomorph to fight.