It's Time For GIFtrax!

[Quantum Vagina]

Was hoping beyond hope it wasn't a woman.

Damn it.

And I thought "Oh gee. And it was a woman, too." but figured it would be inflammatory to say so.

Ooh... what a burn!

I suspect if you had said it, you would have been at the center of a flame war... setting off lots of explosive anger.  And when the smoke cleared you'd have realized that there's just no match for keeping such things to yourself, extinguishing even the possibility of future sexist remarks from you, even in jest.

I suspect, good sir, that you are trying to add fuel to the fire. I'd appreciate it if you'd stop trying to get all this mileage out of these puns. The mods petrol these threads most diligently for such oily tactics.

Ethanol well and good, but could we stop? Diesel be in my head forever.

[Satellite of Love]

[goflyblind]

excuse me... if i could just... thank-you.

[Quantum Vagina]

Have you ever ran so fast... that you became black?

[Lembach]

excuse me... if i could just... thank-you.

(Meanwhile...)

*dainty sip, dainty sip, dainty sip*.......ARGHLBLARG!!!

[Satellite of Love]

Hmmm...I think Christian Bale is confused lol!

[Satellite of Love]

He got distracted by a gaffer behind the interviewer walking into his eyeline.

I know that....but i think your missing the joke

[Darth Geek]

It kind of looks like he does a Vulcan nerve pinch on him.

[Mrs. Dick Courier]

geeez... women drivers!! how did I not think of that??!

for whatever reason, this was the only thing in my head....

Sadly, this won't be the last time Alexander Skarsgard combusts.

[eegah]

geeez... women drivers!! how did I not think of that??!

for whatever reason, this was the only thing in my head....

Remember how they delayed the release of this movie because they thought this scene would remind people of 9/11? Good times. 

[Raven]

geeez... women drivers!! how did I not think of that??!

for whatever reason, this was the only thing in my head....

Remember how they delayed the release of this movie because they thought this scene would remind people of 9/11? Good times. 

Well that's the first thing I think of.

[Space version 2.0]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Was hoping beyond hope it wasn't a woman.

Damn it.

And I thought "Oh gee. And it was a woman, too." but figured it would be inflammatory to say so.

But I only thought it! I didn't actually say anything! This doesn't count!

I can tell you weren't raised Catholic.

[Lembach]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Was hoping beyond hope it wasn't a woman.

Damn it.

And I thought "Oh gee. And it was a woman, too." but figured it would be inflammatory to say so.

But I only thought it! I didn't actually say anything! This doesn't count!

I can tell you weren't raised Catholic.

Parents only lightly observed. But yeah, 12 years of schooling under my penguin overlords.

[Tripe]

[LucasM]

The New KFC-EVD packets are in, I see.