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Offline Trekker4747

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So what did we learn?
« on: May 23, 2012, 04:26:58 PM »
I learned that the steering wheel has been on the wrong side of my car this whole time.


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Re: So what did we learn?
« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2012, 05:26:41 PM »
I learned kendo swords are the most important thing in two universes.


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Re: So what did we learn?
« Reply #2 on: May 23, 2012, 05:30:50 PM »
I learned that John Gorden looked cool in a beard.......


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Re: So what did we learn?
« Reply #3 on: May 27, 2012, 07:21:19 AM »
I learned that the steering wheel has been on the wrong side of my car this whole time.

In addition to the steering wheel, I learned that one foot is for the accelerator, and the other foot is for the brake. I've been doing that wrong this whole time, too.

Oh, and I learned the blue guy in the movie was green.
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Re: So what did we learn?
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2012, 03:16:52 PM »
I learned that some women can put a snake to sleep by singing a B note, or an audience -- with her acting.



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Re: So what did we learn?
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2012, 03:01:06 PM »
I learned that rapists sound an awful lot like Optimus Prime!


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Re: So what did we learn?
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2012, 01:55:27 PM »
I learned that the plot from Flash Gordon was so good, they made two movies out of it! (although unfortunately they only had enough Queen music for one)


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Re: So what did we learn?
« Reply #7 on: August 24, 2012, 06:18:21 AM »
I learned that some women can put a snake to sleep by singing a B note, or an audience -- with her acting.

If this script was just a little smarter, John Saxon would've put the good guys in a room with killer snakes, and she would've known to sing them to sleep, totally baffling the bad guys.


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Re: So what did we learn?
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2012, 04:25:34 PM »
I learned that the gas pedal is operated by one leg, while the brake is operated by a second leg. And the clutch.....  :speechless: Best not to ask.


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Re: So what did we learn?
« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2013, 02:53:15 PM »
I learned that the RiffTrax writers don't know crap about Gary Gygax.
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Re: So what did we learn?
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2013, 10:38:51 PM »
I learned that OH MY GOD CARRIE MADISON STOP SMACKING YOUR DRY MOUTH BEFORE EVERY #$%^&*ing THING YOU $%^& SAY!!!

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Once again, electrician saves fake feminist's ass -- literally.

John Saxon is hot even when he's playing a dickhead psychopath rapist named "Kleel."


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Re: So what did we learn?
« Reply #11 on: June 18, 2014, 01:54:53 PM »
I learned that this is one of my favourite Rifftrax, and that dry smacking can be caused by the overuse of cocaine, which was prevalent on this set. Also, I too learned that a blue man is actually green or, what-have-you... also, I knew that cobras, like most snakes, are deaf so, unless that "B" note was powerful enough to vibrate through the floor, the cobra would be unaffected.

True fact: The Snake Charmers of India use their "flutes" as a distraction, in fact waving them around to capture the cobras attention, the music is superfluous, more for the tourists benefit than for the snake. It's an ingenious magic trick.

Also, I learned that Mike, Kevin, and Bill are brilliant....
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