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Re: Gilbert Gottfried Reads Fifty Shades of Grey (NSFW)
« Reply #1 on: May 19, 2012, 07:56:08 PM »
Damn that's some bad copy.



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Re: Gilbert Gottfried Reads Fifty Shades of Grey (NSFW)
« Reply #2 on: May 19, 2012, 07:59:19 PM »
Damn that's some bad copy.

You aren't kidding. I had an idea to get some of the punk rock kids at my job to read passages but this tops anything I could do. There is a page about a new MAC that is pretty funny.

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Re: Gilbert Gottfried Reads Fifty Shades of Grey (NSFW)
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2012, 08:22:11 PM »
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 As in a computer, is it bought in a highly erotic manner?


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Re: Gilbert Gottfried Reads Fifty Shades of Grey (NSFW)
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2012, 08:56:48 PM »
Yes the female character gets a new Mac book from the guy. It reads as Apple porn.
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Re: Gilbert Gottfried Reads Fifty Shades of Grey (NSFW)
« Reply #5 on: May 19, 2012, 08:58:07 PM »
Now, more than ever, I have to read these travesties!


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Re: Gilbert Gottfried Reads Fifty Shades of Grey (NSFW)
« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2012, 03:20:29 PM »
It's the audio equivalent of rubbing sandpaper on your dick.


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Re: Gilbert Gottfried Reads Fifty Shades of Grey (NSFW)
« Reply #7 on: August 09, 2012, 09:32:25 PM »
There is only one man who can make "I'd really like to claim your ass" sound plausible, and that man is Gilbert Gottfried.

I was going to say Jon St. John (aka Duke Nukem) did a reading of this as well, but really, there is no contest.
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Re: Gilbert Gottfried Reads Fifty Shades of Grey (NSFW)
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2012, 10:33:50 PM »
It's the audio equivalent of rubbing sandpaper on your dick.

You've got to simplify your masturbation ritual.


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Re: Gilbert Gottfried Reads Fifty Shades of Grey (NSFW)
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2012, 05:20:00 AM »
Yes the female character gets a new Mac book from the guy. It reads as Apple porn.
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