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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2007, 07:03:45 PM »
Just finished this masterpiece.

I learned that we were all far too hard on the Troll2 folks.


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2007, 07:04:38 PM »
I couldn't agree more...I miss Nilbog


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2007, 02:24:12 AM »
I learned never to save little girls. They either explode and traumatize you, or are bait for some man-hating trap. Possibly both.


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #18 on: March 04, 2007, 06:35:16 AM »
I've learned its hard to take a bear suit seriously.

I've learned its possible to pour bees from a container/hive like honey into a helmet made for killing someone.

I've learned bees just naturally sting for whatever reason, which explains the "no not the bees, my eyes arghhh"

I still haven't learned howdy get burned.

I still haven't learned why I should keep my viewing Nic Cage vehicles to one film a decade.


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #19 on: March 04, 2007, 03:16:48 PM »
I learned that when I find a room full of aborted or miscarried fetuses in bottles full of liquid, I shouldn't tell anyone. I shouldn't even panic or go "Holy !@#$ that is a table of fetuses in liquid suspension!!!"
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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #20 on: March 04, 2007, 03:43:05 PM »
I learned that when I plan on going out in the boonies, I probably should ask to borrow our police office's satelite phone instead of taking along a useless cell phone.


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #21 on: March 04, 2007, 03:51:15 PM »

   I learned that if you get a private letter asking you to help find a missing girl, you should probably give that letter to the ACTIVE DUTY police force so they can send a search team.


   Honestly. He was off duty.

  I also learned that apperantly no one tries to find missing cops.


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #22 on: March 04, 2007, 04:38:29 PM »
Yeah. He specifically told Pete ( <3 Pete) where he was going. He even probably got in a "HELP!" when Pete called towards the end.

Whoa. I'm analyzing the movie.  :speechless:
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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #23 on: March 04, 2007, 04:40:50 PM »
Yeah. He specifically told Pete ( <3 Pete) where he was going. He even probably got in a "HELP!" when Pete called towards the end.

Whoa. I'm analyzing the movie.  :speechless:

I know the feeling.........   At least we have the rifftrax to keep us company.   Imagine if you had seen this at the theater!


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #24 on: March 05, 2007, 02:44:14 AM »
I learned that the word 'Produced by...Nicholas Cage' should set alarm bells ringing in future.

...that when making a film laced with misandrosy I should avoid any sense of irony whatsoever.

...that the whirring sound I can hear is Johnny Ramone, spinning in his grave.


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #25 on: March 05, 2007, 07:57:27 AM »
I learned that any woman who would have sex with me is just simply trying to get pregnant so she can lure me back to her lesbiany pagan cult to be a burnt offering to vague unnamed gods.

I also learned that when said woman tries to get back in contact with me many years later that I should trust my mustached, sex-offender police officer friend Pete and blow her off. After all I haven't seen her in like what. Forever.


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #26 on: March 05, 2007, 11:14:22 AM »
If you're hot girlfriend is very, very stupid and can't complete sentences....always wear a condom.  Two, if you possible.


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #27 on: March 05, 2007, 11:16:42 AM »
We learned that some film make even Aeon Flux look like a masterpiece

Oh, I long for the silliness and Theron-ness of Aeon Flux after this turdburger of a film.


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #28 on: March 05, 2007, 04:29:37 PM »
If you're hot girlfriend is very, very stupid and can't complete sentences....always wear a condom.  Two, if you possible.
Make it three. Can never be too careful.


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #29 on: March 05, 2007, 04:35:32 PM »
If you're hot girlfriend is very, very stupid and can't complete sentences....always wear a condom.  Two, if you possible.
Make it three. Can never be too careful.

in her case make it a wicker condom so she remembers ya.. ok, maybe I went to far
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