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What have we learned?
« on: March 02, 2007, 08:41:32 PM »
That I wish to cause serious physical harm to all persons involved in the making of this wretched spawn of Beelzebub.

Honestly, I'm pissed.


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #1 on: March 02, 2007, 08:48:42 PM »
Seconded...now I KNOW why this thing got virtually a "zero" rating on every amazon review


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #2 on: March 02, 2007, 09:17:32 PM »
I learned that killing Nicolas Cage won't bring back my goddamn honey!

And if I need anything in a hurry just punch people and steal them.
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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2007, 09:59:33 PM »
I learned about a whole new island in Puget Sound that I am afraid to visit, and put it on my list:

Islands in Puget Sound I Am Afraid To Visit
Summersisle
Vashon
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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #4 on: March 03, 2007, 12:10:19 AM »
-Remakes still have not made it to a point where they bring me anything but hatred.

-Funny looking bald men are frightened of the deadly bees; why has no one used them to kill Professor X? They're a hivemind, lets see him control that, the jerk.

-As much as I love Johnny Ramone, he introduced Nicholas Cage to the original film, which had a hand in spawning this abomination, and were he still alive, I'd need to punch him

-Women are a hivemind, apparently, which came as both a surprise and possible explanation of some things.
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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #5 on: March 03, 2007, 12:31:09 AM »
that burning man sucked this year ;)


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #6 on: March 03, 2007, 01:06:51 AM »
I learned to be suspicious when someone is telling you what's in your drink and they sort of trail off at the end.

This is mead! You can't buy the ingredients to make this on the internet! It's got uhhh honey, 11 herbs and spices.. *cough* *cough*


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #7 on: March 03, 2007, 02:14:18 AM »
I have learned... Damn you, Mr. Cage! He has now shifted well into the group of actors I really dislike. As I was watching, I kept thinking, "He really wanted to make *this*?!"


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #8 on: March 03, 2007, 03:11:14 AM »
i learned that whenever someone has a bag, ask if he has a shark in it :D

Also, if allergic to bees, make sure to not look where you are going as you might run into a beehive

If you have hallucinations of going into the water and finding a dead girl, the next thing you should do is jump into the water!



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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #9 on: March 03, 2007, 08:02:46 AM »
We learned that Leelee Sobieski can sure take a punch.

We learned that Sister Beach was the entire St. Louis Rams.


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #10 on: March 03, 2007, 08:04:35 AM »
We learned that some film make even Aeon Flux look like a masterpiece


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #11 on: March 03, 2007, 02:23:06 PM »
I learned that after spending a night underwater clinging to overheard metal bars to stay alive, I can bounce right out dry and ready for action!

And I learned that a group of 17th century women fled from a male-dominated, patriarchal society so that they could set up, um, a more bee-centered social structure. Naturally.

First Dr. Moreau, now Wicker Man... how many more bad thrillers are there where an ordinary guy is stranded on an island of wackos?


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2007, 06:31:29 PM »
We learned that some film make even Aeon Flux look like a masterpiece

lmao me and my girlfriend were thinking the same thing.

I learned it's ok to store pickled fetuses.

oh and dont trust anyone, I'm starting to think my girlfriend might do it. She's sewing something right now, I think a dress but maybe its some sort of mask.

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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2007, 06:53:48 PM »
We learned that a policeman can't tell that his gun is lighter because the evil bee women took the bullets out.


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Re: What have we learned?
« Reply #14 on: March 03, 2007, 06:58:28 PM »
I learned that his movie is 'scarily' similar to The Island of Dr. Moreau:
- Stranger goes to an island
- Island has weird and unusual 'inhabitants' living on it
- Inhabitants have different beliefs and preform weird rituals
- Island is run by a ruler who has 'gone off their rocker'

...there is probably more, but thats all for now.