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Offline MartyS (Gromit)

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What did we learn from being lost on a mesa, with women?
« on: April 03, 2012, 10:27:32 PM »
 I learned that spiders are hexapods.  Wait, don't spiders have 8 legs? 

 OK, I learned the people making this thing didn't know hexapod means 6 legs, or they didn't know spiders have 8 legs, and they didn't know much about editing, or directing, or music, or... OK, the people making this thing were idiots, there, that's what I learned...
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Offline Lemming Howard

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Re: What did we learn from being lost on a mesa, with women?
« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2012, 09:22:17 AM »
I learned one guy with a hand gun can RULE THE WORLD!
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Re: What did we learn from being lost on a mesa, with women?
« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2012, 09:24:08 AM »
Quote from: Lemming Howard on April 04, 2012, 09:22:17 AM
I learned one guy with a hand gun can RULE THE WORLD!

And wow, can that guy stare off into space. That was probably the best 1,000 yard stare acting I've ever seen!
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Re: What did we learn from being lost on a mesa, with women?
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2012, 03:44:52 PM »
I learned that a man (Pepe) in a hospital can have someone's flashback within their flashback (at least I think that's what happened, right?)

I learned that you can insert a shot of an asian man inserting a needle into a dummy's eyes anywhere in your film...oh, wait. Sorry.

I learned that giant killer spiders will sit like good little doggies if you just given them a nice bedroom screen to sit behind.

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Re: What did we learn from being lost on a mesa, with women?
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2012, 04:50:30 PM »
The top of mesas are covered with lush vegetation.

Oh, and:
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Re: What did we learn from being lost on a mesa, with women?
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2012, 03:47:37 PM »
I learned that when you are part spider, you tend to stare at everyone and flop around on dirty cantina floors.
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Re: What did we learn from being lost on a mesa, with women?
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2012, 09:04:06 PM »
Is your movie filled with bad writing and acting? Just drown it all out with bad guitar music!
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Re: What did we learn from being lost on a mesa, with women?
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2012, 10:38:48 PM »
To shamelessly paraphrase: when Jerry Warren saw this movie, it was like when Truffaut saw Citizen Kane.
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Re: What did we learn from being lost on a mesa, with women?
« Reply #8 on: April 12, 2012, 01:17:20 PM »
Quote from: LuvBJones on April 11, 2012, 10:38:48 PM
To shamelessly paraphrase: when Jerry Warren saw this movie, it was like when Truffaut saw Citizen Kane.

Cashiers de Cinema!
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Re: What did we learn from being lost on a mesa, with women?
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2012, 01:33:07 PM »
I learned that you can't ever trust Asians.

...or did I miss the point of the movie?!
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Re: What did we learn from being lost on a mesa, with women?
« Reply #10 on: April 12, 2012, 10:46:02 PM »
I can't claim to have seen every movie that exists, but I think I can reasonably conclude that this movie has the WORST SOUNDTRACK EVER.
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Re: What did we learn from being lost on a mesa, with women?
« Reply #11 on: April 13, 2012, 07:22:20 AM »
I learned that it is literally impossible to disarm the crazy guy.
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Re: What did we learn from being lost on a mesa, with women?
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2012, 08:28:41 PM »
I learned the origin of a sample used in a drum n bass track that I've had in my library for years.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSWgeJ3ST7U

Your mileage may vary.
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Re: What did we learn from being lost on a mesa, with women?
« Reply #13 on: May 04, 2012, 11:25:56 PM »
I learned that all evil scientists only lair in places with "de la muerte" in the name.
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Re: What did we learn from being lost on a mesa, with women?
« Reply #14 on: May 12, 2012, 12:22:31 PM »
I learned that you can make a joke about flinging something other than poo.

You can make a joke about slinging semen too.
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