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Subtle ways to annoy and mess with people
« on: March 13, 2012, 10:11:22 PM »
I'll start:

At night, shifting the doormats in the hallway/neighborhood around.


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Re: Subtle ways to annoy and mess with people
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2012, 05:58:45 AM »
I wanna say shoot anyone walking in front of my house, but that is common Houston activities......


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Re: Subtle ways to annoy and mess with people
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2012, 06:28:55 AM »
pour grammer.


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Re: Subtle ways to annoy and mess with people
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2012, 01:44:46 PM »
When speaking to a person, look at their ear instead of meeting their eyeline directly. It really makes people nuts.


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Re: Subtle ways to annoy and mess with people
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2012, 10:40:30 PM »
When you get done shopping at a convenience store, leave your shopping cart in between two parking spaces.

At a water fountain with a line, sip some water, then stop and clear your throat, then sip again.  Then do it again.

In a movie theater with only one person, sit right next to that person.


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Re: Subtle ways to annoy and mess with people
« Reply #8 on: March 19, 2012, 09:05:18 AM »
In a movie theater with only one person, sit right next to that person.

That's fucked up


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Re: Subtle ways to annoy and mess with people
« Reply #9 on: March 19, 2012, 11:02:52 AM »
In a movie theater with only one person, sit right next to that person.
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Re: Subtle ways to annoy and mess with people
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2012, 09:20:57 PM »
You should have spelled something wrong in the thread title. Unless you were aiming for a way to subtly annoy somebody by not going for such an obvious joke. Then... touche, good sir.


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Re: Subtle ways to annoy and mess with people
« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2012, 09:43:51 AM »
I prefer to annoy my coworkers by using MST3K quotes and references, even though I know they NEVER get them.



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Re: Subtle ways to annoy and mess with people
« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2012, 03:53:27 PM »
My uncle was a huge Mark Martin fan (NASCAR for those not playing along), and he hated Jeff Gordon.  Every time I visited I would put a little piece of Jeff Gordon merchandise into his collection.  A little annoying.

Until the week I housesat for him and his wife.  She helped me with the purchasing and planning of the items.  I replaced every item in his collection with Jeff Gordon.  It was quite hilarious.  Well, I guess you had to be there.

But he deserved it for all the years and all the pranks he pulled on us.
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Re: Subtle ways to annoy and mess with people
« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2012, 08:55:28 PM »
I remember one year my cousins and I bought about 100 bucks worth of fireworks between us. We waited until my bachelor uncle, who always loved to blow stuff up, and hid all of our stash except for a few dinky items. He then took us out and bought around 250 dollars worth of fireworks. He was a little proud and furious when we showed him the collection. We had a footlocker and a closet full of things. Pretty great. Left overs were had for 3 years.


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Re: Subtle ways to annoy and mess with people
« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2012, 02:48:14 PM »
When finishing a phonecall with anyone, call centres/friends/etc say, "K, love you, bye." And put the phone down before they get a chance to respond.

Also when picking the phone up, leave a long pause and wait for the other person to say "hello?" first. Make sure they can hear you breathing and just carry on the call as normal.