I assert that there is no future for broadband. It all requires electricity and that will end in the next few decades. The only reasonable fuel for the future is Nuclear power but you hippies won't let us use it, because some babies might be born deformed.... WAAAAH!
Solar Energy sucks. It is dirty power. Surges, brown outs, you can't run central air, or a microwave.... oh, you can run a fan, awesome!
Wind, same thing. Dirty power weak power. Hydrogen cells are a horrifying myth...
Just use it up and burn it out. Lay down and die, that's my advice. I wish I could be alive to see the chocking, burning end with the hills on fire... wow... but, not in my lifetime.... possibly...
And... scene!
Grumpy Old man on Broadband -- Act One, Scene One!