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Offline sarah_

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Twilight: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 Now Available!
« on: February 23, 2012, 12:31:12 PM »
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When word leaked that the final Twilight movie would be split into two parts, most people assumed that this was done by the studio as a cynical cash grab. Not so. The last chapter in the Twilight saga is so vast, so detailed, that it demanded the lush, panoramic two movie treatment.

Okay, maybe they could have trimmed some of that twenty minute wedding because it was very straightforward and didn’t impact the story in any way and essentially could have been a wedding from a Reese Witherspoon movie. And we probably didn’t need every single one of the scenes where Jacob visits the Cullen’s house and shouts at someone. And dear god, they are showing them playing chess on their honeymoon AGAIN!

Fortunately, the remaining twelve minutes of the movie that advances the “plot” in some fashion makes up for the slow pace of the rest of the movie by being disgusting and incoherent. The birth of Bella and Edward’s horrible mutant spawn is repellent, nasty and vile, and yes, we are just referring to the decision to name it Renesmee.*

Also, this time the wolves go to a logging plant and communicate via telepathy.

Mike, Kevin and Bill love to hang out at the logging plant too, or at least they did until that lame foreman called their parents and ruined all their fun.

*DO NOT NAME YOUR CHILD THIS OR ALLOW ANYONE YOU KNOW TO NAME THEIR CHILD THIS

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Re: Twilight: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 Now Available!
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2012, 12:42:27 PM »
WWOOO

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Re: Twilight: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 Now Available!
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2012, 03:31:40 PM »
I haven't listened to it yet, but just glancing at the audio file, what is the huge silence about 5/6 of the way through? Is that supposed to be there?


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Re: Twilight: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 Now Available!
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2012, 03:55:57 PM »
I haven't listened to it yet, but just glancing at the audio file, what is the huge silence about 5/6 of the way through? Is that supposed to be there?

First half of the movie credits. Then the movie throws in another scene as movies are wont to do these days, and the guys stick around, riff that, and riff the rest of the credits for good measure.


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Re: Twilight: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 Now Available!
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2012, 10:28:25 PM »
I haven't listened to it yet, but just glancing at the audio file, what is the huge silence about 5/6 of the way through? Is that supposed to be there?

First half of the movie credits. Then the movie throws in another scene as movies are wont to do these days, and the guys stick around, riff that, and riff the rest of the credits for good measure.
Great. Thanks :D


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Re: Twilight: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 Now Available!
« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2012, 09:28:52 PM »
Did anybody else wince when Bella was shaving her legs so fast? I'm a guy, so I don't shave my legs, but it still made me squeemish to see her just tear right through that. You would think as a girl she should know to do that slower, right?

Also, kudos for this movie to FINALLY have even one shot that looks like something from a horror movie. Bella's nightmare where she sees herself and Edward standing atop a pile of bodies. Funny that it took four movies for her to even have any apprehension about a relationship with a bloodsucking ghoul.
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Re: Twilight: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 Now Available!
« Reply #6 on: February 28, 2012, 11:48:57 AM »
We put up a second sample.
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Re: Twilight: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 Now Available!
« Reply #7 on: February 21, 2014, 08:59:38 PM »
Watching this for the first time in a year, and it's just as awesome as I remember it.