Quote the monkey!

[Darth Geek]

Great riff. Plenty of good lines. The only one I thought to note down was:

"Glad we're still keeping this stuff around after three years."

[blahnut]

Seal off the south end? That'll never work in San Francisco...

Radical.

Donnie appears to be out of his element (took 3 viewings to get this joke).

[blahnut]

On the topic of poop, I can't recall anything after the first hour or so...

"You taught him to sign?"
- Yeah but all he knows is, "where should I throw this?"

- You know it's not very safe for me to ride back there.  Also uncomfortable.  And very demeaning for an ape of my intelligence.  OK FINE, I pooped back there this morning, happy?

- First thing's first, find a good flingin' pirch.

- I must admit I didn't think too much of Chimpey Dufresne the first time I laid eyes on him. He looked like the most lightly thrown poo would blow him over.

- My only regret is regularly pooping my expensive pants!

- (Reading a screen) Jacobs... flings... his... own... HEY!

- Hmm, if only there were something I could drop on him to get back at him... but what?

EDIT: As a poop joke connoisseur, I can tell you that this is still an above average number of poop jokes for an episode of Rifftrax.  If your thirst was not quenched, pick up Indiana Jones 4.

[Compound]

"Hey! There are apes in this!"

[CJones]

Huh, when the psychic said I'd die by "monkey death hose" I kinda hoped it was a metaphor.

Well that's easily the scariest thing I've ever seen. I won't tell anyone about it though.

That thing's been swinging since last night?
Yeah, it's a perpetual motion attic room.

[eegah]

I loved it whenever they made fun of the shoe-horned, pandering, gag-awful quote references to the original movie.

I'll have to take notes during my second viewing. I was paying too much attention to the movie since I hadn't seen it before.

I was surprised by the lack of Draco Malfoy jokes. Did they not notice him? They certainly noticed that his "American" accent had issues.

[Chimental]

I was surprised by the lack of Draco Malfoy jokes. Did they not notice him? They certainly noticed that his "American" accent had issues.

Watch the movie again when he's shocking the monkey.

...WOW, I just realized that they actually did that...

[CJones]

Son, we've got a lot of catching up to do.... but first let's make the monkey wear overalls and hold a pitchfork!

Wait, we never pressed a floor button. We haven't moved!

Also...

I've noticed that people who dabble in research that's an affront to God, often skimp when it comes to straps and harnesses.

And yet, I do that at a Hooters and I'm barred for life.

An escapee from the malaria carrying insect refuge next door!
I HATE that place. Why does it even exist?!

[FBX]

odd, we tore down these two AT&T towers but nobody seems to notice

[David]

I was surprised by the lack of Draco Malfoy jokes. Did they not notice him? They certainly noticed that his "American" accent had issues.

I'm pretty sure when he waved his "wand" around they said some magic words from the books.

[Darth Geek]

I was surprised by the lack of Draco Malfoy jokes. Did they not notice him? They certainly noticed that his "American" accent had issues.

I'm pretty sure when he waved his "wand" around they said some magic words from the books.

Also, I think there was a riff about the actor taking such a similar role.

[eegah]

I was surprised by the lack of Draco Malfoy jokes. Did they not notice him? They certainly noticed that his "American" accent had issues.

I'm pretty sure when he waved his "wand" around they said some magic words from the books.

Also, I think there was a riff about the actor taking such a similar role.

Ok, I'll pay better attention next time. I guess it was too subtle for us.

[CJones]

I was surprised by the lack of Draco Malfoy jokes. Did they not notice him? They certainly noticed that his "American" accent had issues.

I'm pretty sure when he waved his "wand" around they said some magic words from the books.

Also, I think there was a riff about the actor taking such a similar role.

I think it was something like "Why doesn't he sweep the leg? He's an embarrassment to blond haired jackasses everywhere."

I guess I gotta watch that again now...

[blahnut]

I was surprised by the lack of Draco Malfoy jokes. Did they not notice him? They certainly noticed that his "American" accent had issues.

I'm pretty sure when he waved his "wand" around they said some magic words from the books.

Also, I think there was a riff about the actor taking such a similar role.

I think it was something like "Why doesn't he sweep the leg? He's an embarrassment to blond haired jackasses everywhere."

I guess I gotta watch that again now...

It was after one of his first lines, "glad to see this kid branching out."

[blahnut]

On the topic of poop, I can't recall anything after the first hour or so...

"You taught him to sign?"
- Yeah but all he knows is, "where should I throw this?"

- You know it's not very safe for me to ride back there.  Also uncomfortable.  And very demeaning for an ape of my intelligence.  OK FINE, I pooped back there this morning, happy?

- First thing's first, find a good flingin' pirch.

- I must admit I didn't think too much of Chimpey Dufresne the first time I laid eyes on him. He looked like the most lightly thrown poo would blow him over.

- My only regret is regularly pooping my expensive pants!

- (Reading a screen) Jacobs... flings... his... own... HEY!

- Hmm, if only there were something I could drop on him to get back at him... but what?

EDIT: As a poop joke connoisseur, I can tell you that this is still an above average number of poop jokes for an episode of Rifftrax.  If your thirst was not quenched, pick up Star Wars 3.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdJhQH9WrEg