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Re: Loc: Top 54 Fictional Crushes Countdown
« Reply #180 on: February 17, 2012, 10:43:31 PM »

#23 Rogue
   

The little jacket has always seemed really superfluous to me.

Then you tell me were she should keep her keys.  And don't say her belt, since that looks like it'll fall off any minute now.


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Re: Loc: Top 54 Fictional Crushes Countdown
« Reply #181 on: February 17, 2012, 10:45:54 PM »
"Did you see who Platypus picked for his number one?"

"I did. Looks like this little platypus...has gone Rogue."

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z9rD4Paq0zE?version=3&amp;amp;hl=en_US" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/Z9rD4Paq0zE?version=3&amp;amp;hl=en_US</a>

(I'll just grab my coat.)
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Re: Loc: Top 54 Fictional Crushes Countdown
« Reply #182 on: February 17, 2012, 10:49:14 PM »
Bone, let's bone.

#22 James Bond
   

(43 Points) 3 of 24 Lists - Highest Ranking - #3 CJones
   
Appeal:

Cool, deadly and quick with a quip.  Just like Bob Saget.

Bio:

James Bond, code name 007, is a fictional character created in 1953 by writer Ian Fleming, who featured him in twelve novels and two short story collections. There have been six other authors who wrote authorised Bond novels or novelizations after Fleming's death in 1964:Kingsley Amis, Christopher Wood, John Gardner, Raymond Benson, Sebastian Faulks and Jeffery Deaver. Additionally, Charlie Higson wrote a series on a young James Bond and Kate Westbrook wrote three novels based on the diaries of a recurring series character, Moneypenny.

The fictional British Secret Service agent has also been adapted for television, radio, comic strip and video game formats as well as being used in the longest running and the second-highest grossing film franchise to date, which started in 1962 with Dr. No, starring Sean Conneryas Bond. As of 2012, there have been twenty two films in the Eon Productions series, with a twenty third, Skyfall, due for release on 26 October 2012. The film will star Daniel Craig in his third portrayal of Bond: he is the sixth actor to play Bond in the Eon series. There have also been two independent productions of Bond films, Casino Royale, a 1967 spoof, and Never Say Never Again, a 1984 remake of an earlier Eon produced film, Thunderball.

The films are renowned for a number of features, including the musical accompaniment, with the theme songs to the films having picked up Academy Award nominations on several occasions. Other important elements which run through most of the films include Bond's cars, his guns and the gadgets he is supplied with by Q Branch.
   
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Martinis, girls and guns.
   
Dislikes:
Girls.


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Re: Loc: Top 54 Fictional Crushes Countdown
« Reply #183 on: February 17, 2012, 10:56:17 PM »
I like a woman with green eyes.  And everything else.

#21 She-Hulk
   

(44 Points) 2 of 24 Lists - Highest Ranking - #3 Johnny Unusual
   
Appeal:

Smart, funny, strong-willed, strong (regular type) and a damned good lawyer.

Bio:

Jennifer Walters, the cousin of Bruce Banner (Hulk), is the small and somewhat shy daughter of Los Angeles County Sheriff William Morris Walters and Elaine (née Banner) Walters (who died in a car crash when Jennifer was seventeen). Operatives of Nicholas Trask, a crime boss who had crossed paths with her father, shot and seriously wounded her on a day that Bruce Banner happened to be in town for a visit. Since no other donors with her blood type were available, Banner provided his own blood for a transfusion; as they already shared the same blood type and DNA, his radioactive blood, combined with her anger transformed Jennifer into the green-skinned She-Hulk when the mobsters tried to finish her off at the hospital.

As She-Hulk, Jennifer possessed powers similar to those of her cousin, though at a reduced level. She also possessed a less monstrous, more amazonian appearance. Initially, the transformation to her She-Hulk form was triggered (as with Bruce Banner's) by anger. Like her cousin Bruce, his counterpart, the Leader, Doc Samson, and most other persons mutated by exposure to Gamma Radiation over the years, her mutated form was originally explained as being molded by her subconscious desire to look like the ideal woman. She eventually gains control of her transformations when Michael Morbius cures her of a lethal blood disease. As a criminal defense lawyer, she defended Dr. Michael Morbius in his trial for his vampiric killings.


The character's personality has changed over the years: originally ill-tempered and violent, she is now depicted as a fun-loving, kind, empathetic, yet still feisty woman who frequently uses humor when fighting. She has stated that she does not want to kill her foes, especially ones that she has already subdued.

She has also started and led her own disaster relief organization and felt great remorse for almost destroying a small town (due to her transformed state briefly turning uncontrollable from radiation), whereupon she helped construction workers to rebuild it.

As a highly idealistic lawyer, the character has a history of defending the rights of minorities, the mentally ill, civil liberties, including the right for criminals to not be unduly mistreated and get a proper defense, or individuals to not be victimized by certain less ethical corporations, but also a belief in the necessity of law and order. These priorities have sometimes made her personally conflicted, such as reversing her stance regarding the "Superhuman Registration Act"; and being disillusioned when her more famous cousin (whom she considers as a brother) was shot into space without due process, or when what she thought to be a torturer and murderer of children was cleared from all charges.

In an interview former She-Hulk writer Peter David describes her as follows: "She-Hulk has the potential to be our Wonder Woman. A powerful female with a strong moral center and a determination to do what's right. She's also a unique combination of brains and brawn. The ideal She-Hulk story is one that plays on both aspects of her make-up, the intelligence combined with her strength."
   
 Likes:
Fighting crime.
   
Dislikes:
Being small.
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Re: Loc: Top 54 Fictional Crushes Countdown
« Reply #184 on: February 17, 2012, 10:58:48 PM »
It's really late and I'm tired.  More tomorrow.  Night night.


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Re: Loc: Top 54 Fictional Crushes Countdown
« Reply #185 on: February 17, 2012, 11:10:49 PM »
#21 She-Hulk
   
(44 Points) 2 of 24 Lists - Highest Ranking - #3 She-Hulk

Damn. She-Hulk went and voted for herself. Bitch is crafty.

If you got busy with She-Hulk while she was in She-Hulk mode, wouldn't she fuck your shit up pretty bad?
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Re: Loc: Top 54 Fictional Crushes Countdown
« Reply #186 on: February 17, 2012, 11:11:19 PM »
She-Hulk didn't make my list. Green skin is a big turn-off for me, which is odd, because my number one is blue-skinned. I could probably go for Jennifer Walters, now that I think about it, which would technically put She-Hulk on my list... Too late to change it now. I do wish they'd focus her comic on her exploits as a lawyer again. That stuff was awesome.


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Re: Loc: Top 54 Fictional Crushes Countdown
« Reply #187 on: February 17, 2012, 11:21:09 PM »
I like Rogue. Yay for Bond. I prefer my She Hulk red and drawn by Terry Dodson.  ;)



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Re: Loc: Top 54 Fictional Crushes Countdown
« Reply #188 on: February 17, 2012, 11:22:29 PM »
#28 Ryoko
   

Not a crush. I just wanted to BE her. Does that count?
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Re: Loc: Top 54 Fictional Crushes Countdown
« Reply #189 on: February 18, 2012, 01:18:50 AM »
Oh come on! How do people not vote for James Bond? He's the suavest mothereffer on the planet!

And I also voted for She-Hulk.  She's the only replacement in the Fantastic Four that really ever matched with the original line-up.


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« Reply #190 on: February 18, 2012, 05:34:20 AM »
Bond was one of mine, and I specifically asked for a Daniel Craig picture.

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Re: Loc: Top 54 Fictional Crushes Countdown
« Reply #191 on: February 18, 2012, 07:36:53 AM »
And yes, sex with her as she-hulk would probably result in it being removed at the root.

Good God man, why would you say that  :gouge:

To be honest, I'd never even heard of She-Hulk before Marvel vs Capcom 3.

Also, I don't know whether to be pleased or depressed that I had top vote for James Bond (and I also specified either Daniel Craig or Sean Connery), but that does it for all the guys I had on my list.


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Re: Loc: Top 54 Fictional Crushes Countdown
« Reply #192 on: February 18, 2012, 09:07:41 AM »
Dislikes:
Mulder proven write

Grammara?

I wouldn't be surprised if Grammara was leery of ever coming back here again.

Poor Grammara.
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Poor Grammara is what he was created for!


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Re: Loc: Top 54 Fictional Crushes Countdown
« Reply #193 on: February 18, 2012, 09:25:22 AM »
Dislikes:
Mulder proven write

Grammara?

I wouldn't be surprised if Grammara was leery of ever coming back here again.

Poor Grammara.
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Poor Grammara is what he was created for!

Despite my...yea...I would like to see him back as well. And fighting


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Re: Loc: Top 54 Fictional Crushes Countdown
« Reply #194 on: February 18, 2012, 09:34:21 AM »
Grammara works best as an occasional poster. It's funniest when he is gone just to the point where you almost forget about him. :)