Loc: Top 54 Fictional Crushes Countdown

[Coragale]

AHA! There's a me.

[CJones]

You guys want to fuck a horse?

That's not even the highest horse I had on my list..

(The other one transforms into human form.)

[Kete]

You guys want to fuck a horse?

That's not even the highest horse I had on my list..

(The other one transforms into human form.)

Sounds hot!

[Invader_quirk]

You guys want to fuck a horse?

That's not even the highest horse I had on my list..

(The other one transforms into human form.)

[Obligatory Sarah Jessica Parker joke]

[Asbestos Bill]

You're good looks made me do a double take.  I think I heard my neck snap.

GRAMMARA!!

[Johnny Unusual]

You're good looks made me do a double take.  I think I heard my neck snap.

GRAMMARA!!

He's sleeping.  I got it.

[RoninFox]

Haven't had much time to do more than peek in, so a little catch up time.

#45 Deanna Troi

She was on my list, mainly out of nostalgia.  Can't say she's a big crush for me now, but as a pre-teen/teenager she was a great part of Trek watching for me.  Guess that's kind of a theme with her on this list.

#44 Barbara Gordon

On my list too.  Mostly I crushed on the animated series version of her.  The 60s TV version did look good in the costume, and if I read more of the comics I get the feeling I'd of liked her there just as much, as it is most of the comics I've read that included her, were after she hung up the costume.


I made sure I listed her as "Barbara Gordon" and not "Batgirl" for two reasons.  1, to exclude the "Barbara Pennyworth" version they gave us with Batman and Robin, and 2, because she's still awesome as Oracle.

#38 Mrs Brisby/Frisby

Not on my list, and a bit of a surprise to see her listed.  Love the character, but never thought of her as a crushworthy character.  Gotta say, if I WAS going to include a cartoon mouse on my list, it probably would have promoted Gadget to the main countdown. 

#39 Brock Samson

This one reminded me of a Venture Bros character I didn't include, and I'm seriously kicking myself for it, especially since I did list ANOTHER Venture Bros character already.

[D.B. Barnes]

[Johnny Unusual]

Pine huh?  I have some wood myself.

#34 Kim Pine

(37 Points) 3 of 24 Lists - Highest Ranking - #4 Asbestos Bill

   
Appeal:

Bitter smart-ass.  Only smiles at the misfortune of others.

Bio:
Kimberly "Kim" Pine is Scott's ex-girlfriend and the drummer of Sex Bob-omb, Scott's band. During gigs (or even just when practicing at home) Kim counts in the band, usually by screaming some variation of: "We are Sex Bob-omb!!" She is 23 years old and was Scott's first girlfriend, whom he "saved" from Simon Lee back in high school. The two broke up when Scott's family moved away to Toronto, and when Kim moved to Toronto herself, they formed Sex Bob-Omb with Scott's former bandmate Stephen Stills. She has a sarcastic personality and is known to be amisanthrope. You might say that she has somewhat of an inferiority complex, as she looks down at her knees, sullen, and laments Envy's beauty. Kim is employed at No-Account Video throughout the series.


 Likes:
Shouting “WE ARE (BAND NAME)!  ONE TWO THREE FOUR!” before any performance.
   
Dislikes:
Everyone.  Including you.

[Pak-Man]

Ooh. I forgot about the Scott Pilgrim gals...

[Relaxing Dragon]

Ooh. I forgot about the Scott Pilgrim gals...

I considered them, but I don't think I could handle any of them. My crush would be quickly beaten into a pulp and then I'd explode into bus fare. Not what I look for in a crush.

Also, Fluttershy makes the list:
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[D.B. Barnes]

Ooh. I forgot about the Scott Pilgrim gals...

I considered them, but I don't think I could handle any of them. My crush would be quickly beaten into a pulp and then I'd explode into bus fare. Not what I look for in a crush.

Right, but the horse you could handle with no problem.

[Johnny Unusual]

I'd be willing to spend half of my life with you.

#33 Alyx Vance

(38 Points) 2 of 24 Lists - Highest Ranking - #2 Asbestos Bill

   
Appeal:

Likes to joke in the face of apocalypse.

Bio:
Alyx is a generally friendly person, usually making optimistic remarks in dire situations. Rarely does she become hostile towards others, with the exception of Judith Mossman who betrayed the Resistance. She also has a caring side, asking Gordon to be careful when he goes into dangerous areas and feeling sorry for a traincar filled with sleeping Stalkers. At times, Alyx shows a very fragile, scared side that she usually bottles up in order to maintain the situation.

Alyx is also very educated, forming opinions on the Combine and the Resistance independently. She has also proven to be very calm yet stern during combat, helping out in any way she can. Alyx has proven to be skilled in shooting, climbing, hacking, and repairing machines and vehicles.

She also has a sense of humor, as evidenced by the jokes she makes about the Combine or Gordon's silence. An example of this can be seen in the Lowlife chapter of Episode One, when she begins to make noises like a zombie to scare the player. Upon being found out, she says "Ha ha, gotcha." In the same chapter, when Gordon and Alyx come across a zombie created from a normal headcrab and a Civil Protection officer. Alyx calls the "new breed" a Zombine, saying, "Zombine, get it? Hahaha...", then stopping when Gordon apparently doesn't get the joke. "...O------kay."


 Likes:
That headband thing
   
Dislikes:
Headcrabs.

[Johnny Unusual]

Feeling blue?  I wish I felt blew.  Wait, let me try that again...

#32 Liara T’Soni

(39 Points) 2 of 24 Lists - Highest Ranking - #1 Pak Man

   
Appeal:

For those who like older women

Bio:
Dr. Liara T'Soni is an asari researcher who has spent the past fifty years of her life studying Prothean technology and culture, specialising in the Prothean extinction. She was born on Thessia in 2077, making her "only" 106 — little more than a child in asari terms — when Mass Effect takes place. She already has a great deal of insight into the Protheans and is a highly trained user of biotics. She is a potentialromance interest for either a male or female Shepard.

 Likes:
Certain decisions your character makes
   
Dislikes:
Certain other decisions your character makes.

[anais.jude]

Yup. The RiffTrax Round Table, where Genesis is a massively popular band, and horse-fucking is a-ok!

It...is?