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Offline chinagreenelvis

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I just broke my chair.
« on: September 14, 2011, 09:15:14 PM »
Watching Birdemic made me break my chair.


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Re: I just broke my chair.
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2011, 09:29:13 PM »
 :D

I'm not sure why, but this made me laugh out loud.

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Re: I just broke my chair.
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2011, 03:44:46 AM »
Years ago, I sawed the arms off my chair in an attempt to free up elbow room. Apparently this weakened the structural integrity of the parts that hold it together since all of the weight is on l-shaped plastic bits instead of complete squares.

The scene where the birds SUDDENLY BEGIN DIVE BOMBING THE TOWN caused me to start thrashing around in my seat, screaming "WHAT? WHAT?! WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFFFF..." Something went "SNAPPO!" and now my chair is a full-time recliner.
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Re: I just broke my chair.
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2011, 03:51:34 AM »
Maybe some snoler pants can fix the chairs?


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Re: I just broke my chair.
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2011, 06:07:08 AM »
Maybe some snoler pants can fix the chairs?

Slurp Nuls?


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Re: I just broke my chair.
« Reply #5 on: September 18, 2011, 11:16:32 AM »
sowpwnus


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Re: I just broke my chair.
« Reply #6 on: September 24, 2011, 03:16:16 PM »
You can't fix a chair with stock options.


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Re: I just broke my chair.
« Reply #7 on: September 24, 2011, 06:04:18 PM »
Watching Birdemic made me break my chair.

It's always Birdemics fault, isn't it, China?