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Re: Mafia: Monty Python Edition ROUND 1 (You have 24 hours!)
« Reply #165 on: July 02, 2013, 07:27:50 PM »
Time to go for the throat.

Now that the mafia have the majority It's... revelation time. Eegah and I are the remaining Gangsters, and I can prove it to the remaining Whitehouses: our moderator just goofed and assigned the hits backwards.  Either that or we both hit God and Anais secretly got hit randomly but I doubt that.


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Re: Mafia: Monty Python Edition ROUND 1 (You have 24 hours!)
« Reply #166 on: July 02, 2013, 07:49:50 PM »
You are correct, the hits got switched, but how do I prove that Ispep and I are Whitehouse?


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Re: Mafia: Monty Python Edition ROUND 1 (You have 24 hours!)
« Reply #167 on: July 03, 2013, 08:04:39 AM »
I vote for sicgirl.


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Re: Mafia: Monty Python Edition ROUND 1 (You have 24 hours!)
« Reply #168 on: July 03, 2013, 04:49:46 PM »
It's... a good question you ask, Mr. Ith, but happily one we have a margin of error in answering.  It would simplify matters, of course, if Ispep would return to back up your claim.  But even then it does not matter.

I vote for sicgirl as well.

If she turns out to be citizen, all is well and we can order the final hit in stereo.
If she turns out to be mafia, then the Gangsters will kill you tonight, and trust the remaining Whitehouse to work out what to do.
Either way, Game Over.


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Re: Mafia: Monty Python Edition ROUND 1 (You have 24 hours!)
« Reply #169 on: July 03, 2013, 04:58:03 PM »
Actually tomorrow.  I extended today's round to another day for those busy with America's Cake Day.


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Re: Mafia: Monty Python Edition ROUND 1 (You have 24 hours!)
« Reply #170 on: July 04, 2013, 01:43:49 AM »
Real gangsters wait for others to front.  The only thing a citizen CAN do is front and hope the other citizen will play along.

The Whitehouse switch gambit wasn't a bad idea.  You did pick the least active player as your "partner".  And Kete played along and did the same.  Obviously this gambit wouldn't work with active motormouths like me or sic so you HAD to choose from Eegah and Ispep.

My vote is for Kjpod.

Eegah, mein dickie old chum, will you please seal the deal?

Tomorrow night Kete sleeps with the fishes.


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Re: Mafia: Monty Python Edition ROUND 1 (You have 24 hours!)
« Reply #171 on: July 04, 2013, 03:29:09 AM »
Nice try.

I also vote for sicgirl.


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Re: Mafia: Monty Python Edition ROUND 1 (You have 24 hours!)
« Reply #172 on: July 04, 2013, 09:08:21 AM »
Nice try.

I also vote for sicgirl.

Ah.  Well, this is where my claim falls to the ground.  There's no possible way of answering that, I'm afraid.  I was only hoping you would not be around to make that particular point, but I can see you're more than a match for me.


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Re: Mafia: Monty Python Edition ROUND 1 (You have 24 hours!)
« Reply #173 on: July 04, 2013, 09:08:53 AM »
May I tempt Kjpod, Kete, Eegah, and Ispep with some salmon mousse?


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Re: Mafia: Monty Python Edition ROUND 1 (You have 24 hours!)
« Reply #174 on: July 04, 2013, 09:37:39 AM »
we already have one.

Sicgirl shall be my vote as well.


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Re: Mafia: Monty Python Edition ROUND 1 (You have 24 hours!)
« Reply #175 on: July 04, 2013, 08:09:14 PM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/npjOSLCR2hE" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/npjOSLCR2hE</a>
The Dead Parrot has been killed... or would have been if it wasn't already dead.  The one question is... what was it's alignment.  Looking closely, there's was a small camera attached to the bird's head.  It was an informant!

1. daltysmith - The Colonel Citizen
2. Pak-Man - Rabbit of Caerbannog Citizen
3. sicgirl- Dead Parrot Informant
4. Anais - Wink Wink Nudge Nudge Guy Informant
5. TeamRAD - God Citizen
6. BBQ Platypus - Mr. Creosote Citizen
7. Johnny Unusual - Mr. F.G. Superman Citizen
8. Compound - The Bishop! Citizen
9. Kete - Mr Ohn Ith
10. Tripe - Storytime Presenter Vigilante
11. Imrahil - Spiny Norman Vigilante
12. jewishcarpenter - Professor R.J. Gumby - Gangster
13. D.B. Barnes - Conrad Poohs Citizen
14. dignan - Biggus Dickus Citizen
15. Gunflyer - Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm Citizen
16. Agent_Ispep- Taunting French Guard
17. Timharrod - The Minister for Home Affairs, who is wearing a striking organza dress in pink tulle Citizen
18. therul - Sir Bedevere ("a duck!  So if she weighs less than a duck?") Citizen
19. ZJ - Tarquin Fim Bim Lim Bim Wim Bim Bus Stop F'tang-F'tang Ole Biscuit Barrel Citizen
20. eegah - The Professional Complainer from the Argument Clinic
21. kjpod - "It's" man
22.  Thrifty - Mr Luxury-Yacht Whitehouse
23. Raven - The Black Knight Citizen
24. tejava joe - The man who is alternately rude and polite

5 Players left.  1 citizen and 4 mafia.  What happens now?!?
« Last Edit: July 04, 2013, 08:30:50 PM by Johnny Unusual »


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Re: Mafia: Monty Python Edition ROUND 1 (You have 24 hours!)
« Reply #176 on: July 04, 2013, 08:41:40 PM »
And the hit is in!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/i1leDAwjtto" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/i1leDAwjtto</a>

The Gansters took out Tejava Joe.  Pleading for his life, he screamed "why don't you turn that gun around and eat the bullet yourself you pig smelling of puke."  Then realizing this would not save him, he exclaimed in defiance "Well, it was a pleasant time we had just now, and I will miss you.  Have a good day sir!"

And... he WAS A CITIZEN!

And the game is over.  Monty Python has been cancelled by the Whitehouses and ransacked (and regular sacked) by the gangsters!

Thanks for playing and I hope everyone had a fun time.  Sorry that it turned out as one-sided as it did, but hopefully this will give enough momentum to the next game and get it to start sooner!  My current plan is to host again, but if anyone wants to take over those duties, they are free too them.

And I must apologize for accidentally giving the gangsters and edge at the end by mixing up their hits, though it would have been difficult regardless.  I thought Tejava was playing it smart, since there's always wiggle room to be tricky, even in a bad situation.  Thanks for playing everyone!

Pak, feel free to unsticky.


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Re: Mafia: Monty Python Edition ROUND 1 (You have 24 hours!)
« Reply #177 on: July 04, 2013, 09:00:29 PM »
Oh, and here were the traps, bonuses and game changers that didn't get activated.

Crunch Frog

Player loses a vote if they use an adjective to express disgust.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/Dy6uLfermPU" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/Dy6uLfermPU</a>

Funniest Joke in the World

 If you make a post with 4 or more likes (and some form of joke), you get to whack any of those people.

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/8gpjk_MaCGM" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/8gpjk_MaCGM</a>

Olympic Hide and Seek

 Can avoid getting killed if you fail to vote in the previous round after round 1.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ycb9_Y_gJ-g" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/Ycb9_Y_gJ-g</a>

If Tejava was voted out instead of Sicgirl, she could have activated it in the next round... if she made it through the mafia hit round.

Confuse-a-cat

 Earns a second vote if you say something that genuinely confuses me.
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/B2Je1CEPkUM" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/B2Je1CEPkUM</a>

Buying a mattress
 If you “create” a rule (say something and assume it is a rule when it isn't) that isn’t actually in the game, it is now a rule.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/rGEeLtqtNvU" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/rGEeLtqtNvU</a>

Four Yorkshiremen
 If four or more players complain about their position in the game, they get immediate immunity and 4 votes for that round.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/Xe1a1wHxTyo" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/Xe1a1wHxTyo</a>


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Re: Mafia: Monty Python Edition ROUND 1 (You have 24 hours!)
« Reply #178 on: July 05, 2013, 03:03:05 AM »
cool game.  thanks for hosting.  Lets do another one you great poofy poonagger.