Warm Bodies (Twilight but with zombies)

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1588173/

After a zombie becomes involved with the girlfriend of one of his victims, their romance sets in motion a sequence of events that might transform the entire lifeless world.

Holy crap, this thing is real. Let me reiterate: holy crap, this thing is really really real. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warm_bodies

So, from the Wikipedia page, it says that the movie (being backed by Summit Entertainment) is based on the debut novel of Issac Marion, which takes place after a zombie apocalypse. Zombies in this universe get high from eating the brains of victims and experiencing their memories, and the main character "R" falls in love with a girl after eating the brains of her suicidal boyfriend.



This is a perfect example of "not getting the joke".

[shodan]

[Smith Dr John Smith]

YANA

[shodan]

this is a major example of the problem i have with stephanie myers. she proved that if you put any whiny emotional teenage bullshit drama, and throw in some supernatural element into a book, it will sell. zombies are not tortured teenage souls who just want to love. they are undead ,souless, mindless, flesh eating animals that only love you in the way a fat guy loves fried butter on a stick. fuck off issac marion. and assuming you werent named after a small french province (since you were born in washington) your parents even managed to spell isaac wrong.

[Smith Dr John Smith]

this is a major example of the problem i have with stephanie myers. she proved that if you put any whiny emotional teenage bullshit drama, and throw in some supernatural element into a book, it will sell. zombies are not tortured teenage souls who just want to love. they are undead ,souless, mindless, flesh eating animals that only love you in the way a fat guy loves fried butter on a stick. fuck off issac marion. and assuming you werent named after a small french province (since you were born in washington) your parents even managed to spell isaac wrong.

So Twilight ruined Vampires for all time and now this movie will ruin Zombies,how long before the rest of the monster kingdom is ruined?

What I find creepy is that it seems the majority of woman think the perfect man is someone who stalks them,kidnaps them,breaks into their house,and other wise tries to control every second of their lives.  It just creeps me out that most woman would rather be stalked by some creepy loner then date someone who treats them like a fellow member of the human race.

[Pak-Man]

Here's a little gem from the Wiki page:

The zombies don’t really talk in the film, so extensive voice-over will be used to express their thoughts. Director Levine sought to expand the zombie mythology by making the zombies better looking than in other films.

RRGH! GRRRRR!

<His heart yearned for her. He could feel it in his veins for lack of anything else!>

Grooooan. BRAAAAINS!

<"Such beauty!" he thought. Surely she must have a wonderful personality to match!">

[Smith Dr John Smith]

Here's a little gem from the Wiki page:

The zombies don’t really talk in the film, so extensive voice-over will be used to express their thoughts. Director Levine sought to expand the zombie mythology by making the zombies better looking than in other films.

RRGH! GRRRRR!

<His heart yearned for her. He could feel it in his veins for lack of anything else!>

Grooooan. BRAAAAINS!

<"Such beauty!" he thought. Surely she must have a wonderful personality to match!">

You know that idea makes Twilight look like a work of art.

Goodnight. 

ZOMBIES ARE ROTTING CORPSES,HOW ON EARTH DO YOU MAKE THEM LOOK GOD!

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I have a feeling the book wasn't supposed to be the next Twilight. It just doesn't seem like it takes itself that seriously.

It's the movie studios who are turning it into a Twilight clone. I'm somewhat interested in picking up the book, though.

Oh, and I just realized: The main character is named "R". The girl he's in love with is named "Julie". R+J

I can only hope this movie is going to be so bad it's unintentionally hilarious.

[Darth Geek]

So Twilight ruined Vampires for all time and now this movie will ruin Zombies,how long before the rest of the monster kingdom is ruined?

Don't forget, Twilight ruined werewolves, too.

Also, about the "how do you make zombies look good?" The vampires in Twilight were cold and clammy to the touch, yet that was supposed to be desirable by bella! And they sell sparkly dildos that women can put in the fridge to make them cold and clammy before use! We are many, many levels of fucked-upness already. I don't want to see what zombie pervert movie will wrought.

[Smith Dr John Smith]

So Twilight ruined Vampires for all time and now this movie will ruin Zombies,how long before the rest of the monster kingdom is ruined?

Don't forget, Twilight ruined werewolves, too.

Also, about the "how do you make zombies look good?" The vampires in Twilight were cold and clammy to the touch, yet that was supposed to be desirable by bella! And they sell sparkly dildos that women can put in the fridge to make them cold and clammy before use! We are many, many levels of fucked-upness already. I don't want to see what zombie pervert movie will wrought.

I did not need to know that

Good night if it is put int a book or movie with the word romance on the cover woman will do it no matter how stupid the idea is.  The only way I can explain how otherwise smart woman are into this type of stuff is that there must be something genetic where once a woman sees the word romance the reasoning center of her brain just completely shuts down.  That is my theory any way.

[Darth Geek]

So Twilight ruined Vampires for all time and now this movie will ruin Zombies,how long before the rest of the monster kingdom is ruined?

Don't forget, Twilight ruined werewolves, too.

Also, about the "how do you make zombies look good?" The vampires in Twilight were cold and clammy to the touch, yet that was supposed to be desirable by bella! And they sell sparkly dildos that women can put in the fridge to make them cold and clammy before use! We are many, many levels of fucked-upness already. I don't want to see what zombie pervert movie will wrought.

I did not need to know that

Neither did I, but I can't unlearn it. So I just wanted to share my pain.

[Smith Dr John Smith]

So Twilight ruined Vampires for all time and now this movie will ruin Zombies,how long before the rest of the monster kingdom is ruined?

Don't forget, Twilight ruined werewolves, too.

Also, about the "how do you make zombies look good?" The vampires in Twilight were cold and clammy to the touch, yet that was supposed to be desirable by bella! And they sell sparkly dildos that women can put in the fridge to make them cold and clammy before use! We are many, many levels of fucked-upness already. I don't want to see what zombie pervert movie will wrought.

I did not need to know that

Neither did I, but I can't unlearn it. So I just wanted to share my pain.

But how am I ever supposed to get to sleep again now that I know this?

[Darth Geek]

So Twilight ruined Vampires for all time and now this movie will ruin Zombies,how long before the rest of the monster kingdom is ruined?

Don't forget, Twilight ruined werewolves, too.

Also, about the "how do you make zombies look good?" The vampires in Twilight were cold and clammy to the touch, yet that was supposed to be desirable by bella! And they sell sparkly dildos that women can put in the fridge to make them cold and clammy before use! We are many, many levels of fucked-upness already. I don't want to see what zombie pervert movie will wrought.

I did not need to know that

Neither did I, but I can't unlearn it. So I just wanted to share my pain.

But how am I ever supposed to get to sleep again now that I know this?

When I figure it out, I'll let you know.

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I'm genuinely interested how they are going to try and pull off making necrophillia sexy.

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I'm genuinely interested how they are going to try and pull off making necrophillia sexy.

I fear it will involve the phrase:

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"I thought they smelled bad on the outside."