If I had a TARDIS I wouldn't use it to go see movies.

[anais.jude]

What would you use a TARDIS for?



I would use it to feed Snooky to a crocodile on a sweeps episode of Jersey Shore

[Smith Dr John Smith]

I would use it to prevent the birth of Charlie Sheen.  I am sick of hearing stupid people quote him thinking it makes them cool.

[Darth Geek]

I would drop off Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in Auschwitz 1944. Deny that, fucker!

[anais.jude]

I'd smuggle drugs. Lots and lots and lots of drugs.  Probably Mexicans too.  Build a fence around that, motherfuckers.

Oh you think I will let you take over my turf? La Conejita don't play that

[anais.jude]

If I had a TARDIS I would kidnap David Tennant

[Danecho1967]

I'd help criminals and drug dealers retire to someplace very sunny.  Someplace very, very sunny.  Like, say, the sun.

[Smith Dr John Smith]

If I had a TARDIS I would kidnap David Tennant

I'd kidnap Peter Davison

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[anais.jude]

I'd help criminals and drug dealers retire to someplace very sunny.  Someplace very, very sunny.  Like, say, the sun.

 

[Invader_quirk]

I'd stop the evil cretin who invented Arsenio Hall.

[Darth Geek]

If I hade a Tardis, I would give it to Tardy (the turtle from Greg the Bunny). Just because it's funny.

[Darth Geek]

I would take it to high crime areas, and right when someone tires to get in to call the Police about a crime, dissapear.

[Danecho1967]

Being a history freak, I'd use it to observe a variety of historical events.  The actual battle at Thermopylae, that kind of thing.  I wouldn't interact, I'd just watch.  However, I might pick up a souvenir or two, like one of the first-run prints of the Declaration of Independence.

I dunno, but I think it might be pretty handy for picking up women too.  Nerdy ones, anyway. 

[Smith Dr John Smith]

Being a history freak, I'd use it to observe a variety of historical events.  The actual battle at Thermopylae, that kind of thing.  I wouldn't interact, I'd just watch.  However, I might pick up a souvenir or two, like one of the first-run prints of the Declaration of Independence.

I dunno, but I think it might be pretty handy for picking up women too.  Nerdy ones, anyway. 

Watch the show.  it is good for picking up woman,and not just nerdy ones.

[Danecho1967]

I do watch the show.  However, I'm not as cool as The Doctor.

[Prince of Space 5049]

I'd go back and undo all the thousands of mistakes I've made so far in this lifetime.  However, then I'd probably have to go back again and undo the thousand other ones I'd make because of those undo's.  Then I'd have to..........................Oh shit.........I'll just live with the mess I've made and try to convince others not to do the same.