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If I had a TARDIS I wouldn't use it to go see movies.
« on: January 17, 2012, 08:35:44 AM »
What would you use a TARDIS for?



I would use it to feed Snooky to a crocodile on a sweeps episode of Jersey Shore


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Re: If I had a TARDIS I wouldn't use it to go see movies.
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2012, 08:58:48 AM »
I would use it to prevent the birth of Charlie Sheen.  I am sick of hearing stupid people quote him thinking it makes them cool.
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« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2012, 09:23:06 AM »
I would drop off Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in Auschwitz 1944. Deny that, fucker!



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« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2012, 10:53:22 AM »
I'd smuggle drugs. Lots and lots and lots of drugs.  Probably Mexicans too.  Build a fence around that, motherfuckers.


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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2012, 10:53:48 AM »
If I had a TARDIS I would kidnap David Tennant


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« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2012, 11:56:09 AM »
I'd help criminals and drug dealers retire to someplace very sunny.  Someplace very, very sunny.  Like, say, the sun.


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« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2012, 11:56:54 AM »
If I had a TARDIS I would kidnap David Tennant

I'd kidnap Peter Davison

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« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2012, 02:58:53 PM »
I'd help criminals and drug dealers retire to someplace very sunny.  Someplace very, very sunny.  Like, say, the sun.

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« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2012, 08:11:57 PM »
I'd stop the evil cretin who invented Arsenio Hall.


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« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2012, 06:01:00 AM »
If I hade a Tardis, I would give it to Tardy (the turtle from Greg the Bunny). Just because it's funny.



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« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2012, 09:45:07 AM »
I would take it to high crime areas, and right when someone tires to get in to call the Police about a crime, dissapear.



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« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2012, 10:10:19 AM »
Being a history freak, I'd use it to observe a variety of historical events.  The actual battle at Thermopylae, that kind of thing.  I wouldn't interact, I'd just watch.  However, I might pick up a souvenir or two, like one of the first-run prints of the Declaration of Independence.

I dunno, but I think it might be pretty handy for picking up women too.  Nerdy ones, anyway.  :)


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« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2012, 10:18:27 AM »
Being a history freak, I'd use it to observe a variety of historical events.  The actual battle at Thermopylae, that kind of thing.  I wouldn't interact, I'd just watch.  However, I might pick up a souvenir or two, like one of the first-run prints of the Declaration of Independence.

I dunno, but I think it might be pretty handy for picking up women too.  Nerdy ones, anyway.  :)

Watch the show.  it is good for picking up woman,and not just nerdy ones.
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« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2012, 10:26:21 AM »
I do watch the show.  However, I'm not as cool as The Doctor.


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Re: If I had a TARDIS I wouldn't use it to go see movies.
« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2012, 11:51:13 AM »
I'd go back and undo all the thousands of mistakes I've made so far in this lifetime.  However, then I'd probably have to go back again and undo the thousand other ones I'd make because of those undo's.  Then I'd have to..........................Oh shit.........I'll just live with the mess I've made and try to convince others not to do the same.
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