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Offline Nergol

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Never Too Young To Die (aka Stargrove)
« on: November 19, 2011, 10:39:01 PM »
Gene Simmons as the hermaphrodite leader of a Mad Max S&M gang... and then there's John Stamos.

What could be better?


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Re: Never Too Young To Die (aka Stargrove)
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2014, 07:35:01 PM »
Here's the Trailer:
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/UnoHa3H4EMI" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/UnoHa3H4EMI</a>


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Re: Never Too Young To Die (aka Stargrove)
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2014, 07:58:48 PM »
That looks riffable to me!  :highfive:
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Re: Never Too Young To Die (aka Stargrove)
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2015, 06:27:35 PM »
Yep. Just saw it and it's definitely riffable.  Some highlights not mentioned yet:
-The fact that although Gene Simmons is in this movie, he still only gets one song.
-The sheer hamminess of Gene Simmons acting
-The death scene of Stargrove's dad (George Lazenby).  Not so much how he dies, but the choreography of the scene.
-Robert Englund as Von Ragners evil assistant and tech guy, with facial hair.


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Re: Never Too Young To Die (aka Stargrove)
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2015, 02:02:44 PM »
And here's another reason to riff it:
<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/xM9yR6unqhc" target="_blank" class="new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/xM9yR6unqhc</a>


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Re: Never Too Young To Die (aka Stargrove)
« Reply #5 on: July 21, 2015, 04:44:31 PM »
Yep. Just saw it and it's definitely riffable.  Some highlights not mentioned yet:
-The fact that although Gene Simmons is in this movie, he still only gets one song.
-The sheer hamminess of Gene Simmons acting
-The death scene of Stargrove's dad (George Lazenby).  Not so much how he dies, but the choreography of the scene.
-Robert Englund as Von Ragners evil assistant and tech guy, with facial hair.

Gene Simmons, James Bond AND Freddy Kruger?! RIFF IT! RIFF IT NOW!!
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Re: Never Too Young To Die (aka Stargrove)
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2015, 08:43:21 AM »
The aforementioned death scene in Gif form:
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