I learned that this might be the most expensive, intelligence-insulting piece of shit ever made (since Transformers 2.) These movies make Episode I look like a cinematic masterpiece.
Fuck this movie and everybody in it. You're all horrible people who have exposed yourselves as the egregious cash whores that you are. Sleep the sleep of heroin-soaked whores on your piles of money.
And an extra-special fuck you to Ken Jeong. I didn't like you all that much in the first place. You're a bit of a one-note hack and you're the least talented, most disposable character on Community. It's no wonder they're using you less-and-less. But this? If I had even a shred of respect for you as a performer, it's gone. This was perhaps the most horrible, revolting, and nauseating performance I've ever seen. You managed to make La Beef look measured and dignified. That is an unheard of feat of ass-hattery of the highest degree. And you were onscreen all of ten minutes! La Beef was in almost every single minute of the movie and all of that put together couldn't even come close to the vomit-inducing levels of annoyance you flung at the screen in the short time before you perished. Never before have I been so happy to see a character die. You're fucking dead to me, you clown.
And Michael Bay? I hope a pack of Canis lupus have non-censual, forcible intercourse with you until your body ceases to function and you expire.