What have we learned?

[Darth Geek]

 (refering to the first attack at the beginning of the movie) I learned that in a post apocolyptic wasteland, The Templars use a lot of resources to kill a few people who have virtually nothing of value to pillage. Except for their functioning vehicles, which the gang blows up. And their gasoline in said vehicles, which exploded. And their women, which they killed.

I leaned that their plan of killing people with their cool car accesories is entirely dependant on the people they are chasing just giving up and stopping.

I learned that the world is Bill's canvas.

I learned that after the apocolypse, General Zod will sport a goofy mohawk.

[shodan]

after the apocalypse, everyone will sport a goofy mohawk. it's mandatory.

[Darth Geek]

Goofy looking dune buggies that look like their made of aluminum and probably wiegh twenty pounds are the badass choice cars OF THE FUTURE!

[CJones]

Books? The cause of man's ruination! Destroy them all!

Books on tape? Perfectly acceptable. Listen to them while you smoke weed.

[MartyS (Gromit)]

I learned the business to go into if you want to survive after the apocalypse is making Plexiglas domes.

Plastics my boy, plastics...

[shodan]

the man boob will eventually become man's most vulnerable spot. also did anybody else see the dome on his car and think  "wow homer's car survived the apocalypse?"

[Bob]

the man boob will eventually become man's most vulnerable spot. also did anybody else see the dome on his car and think  "wow homer's car survived the apocalypse?"

Yes

[Darth Geek]

the man boob will eventually become man's most vulnerable spot. also did anybody else see the dome on his car and think  "wow homer's car survived the apocalypse?"

Yes

I didn't think of that before, but damn that is funny.

[space_mutiny]

I learned that postapocalyptic vehicles and people running at a slow jog go about the same speed.

[shodan]

I learned that postapocalyptic vehicles and people running at a slow jog go about the same speed.

that's a B movie staple.

[Darth Geek]

I learned that postapocalyptic vehicles and people running at a slow jog go about the same speed.

that's a B movie staple.

That and weak ankles.

I learned the business to go into if you want to survive after the apocalypse is making Plexiglas domes.

That, or hair styling.

[Thrifty]

I learned about Kevin's disturbing exercise routine.

I learned that Gospel is apparently an important guy in the Templars, but not important enough to be seen on camera or mentioned more than once.

I learned that Disembaudio has terrible timing in regards to coming out of the booth.

[MST3Kgirl]

I learned that little kid voices can go from "Gamera" to "Jersey Shore" halfway through a movie.

Headbands!

All vehicles have these great whizzy sounds & squeal on dirt.

[MerryWanna]

That "apocalypse" is something that can happen without reducing survivor's access to enough clean water and fabric to not only create goofy looking, over-shouldery, WHITE Templar uniforms, but also keep them absolutely spotless on a daily basis, with nary a bit of dirt or - as one WOULD expect - gobs of bloodstains reducing their utter purity of appearance.

That cars lacking visible solar panels can run as well as do all those murderous tricks, suggesting easy access to gasoline, ammunition, tires, batteries, and engine coolants. (Remember Captain Jinx from "Call it Free?") despite this being a post-apocalyptic wasteland.

That in said wasteland everyone surviving the nuclear apocalypse somehow can manage to find enough to eat and drink without looking noticeably sick or scrawny - at least physically.

Apparently they also have plenty of hair product - say what you want about the sick minded Templars and their goofy hairdos, their hair is always clean and well cared for instead of going into matted dreadlocks or even looking dirty.

Two men and one spunky 8 year old can take out an entire murder cult in less than a day or two.

Stepping on a bottle of blue food colouring will make it explode~!