Probably just quote the French guards from Monty Python and the Holy Grail in a last-ditch, desperate attempt to make everybody think I was clever.
And bombard the messages of everybody I hated, throwing the most disgustingly horrific insults at them that I can. When they come forward with the messages, I'll accuse them of faking it to make me look bad, flip out at the accusers, flip out at the mods, flip out at everybody who tells me to calm down, and for my final post in the forum before storming off of the website for good? Goatse. Just because.