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Offline sarcasm_made_Easy

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Hypothetical snappage
« on: November 07, 2011, 09:13:37 PM »
If you were gonna blow and "snap" and leave the forum. How would it happen?


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Re: Hypothetical snappage
« Reply #1 on: November 07, 2011, 09:26:37 PM »
Quietly.  Just log out and never log back on.  People who leave dramatically just make a joke of themselves.


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Re: Hypothetical snappage
« Reply #2 on: November 07, 2011, 09:27:23 PM »
The point of this thread is to make goofy jokes. 


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Re: Hypothetical snappage
« Reply #3 on: November 07, 2011, 09:29:02 PM »
Well, in that case, I'd send a really vulgar personal message to everyone and say that even wolves wouldn't fuck them.  Then, I'd quietly log out.


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Re: Hypothetical snappage
« Reply #4 on: November 08, 2011, 04:30:53 AM »
I think I'd start fake Twitter and Facebook accounts for whoever caused me to snap and use them to praise the virtues of "Cop Rock" and "Baywatch Nights", thereby damaging their credibility on any subject. 'Cause I'm CA-RAAAAAZY!


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Re: Hypothetical snappage
« Reply #5 on: November 08, 2011, 09:40:52 AM »
i would leave several of the more virulent and destructive of the viruses i have stored in my Avira quarantine on the forum, maybe a Ddos attack, and just generally mess things up. scorched earth policy.


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Re: Hypothetical snappage
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2011, 10:48:23 AM »
I'd combine Johnny Short Torso, Principal Skin Trade, Dr Who, Isaac, and Googergieger's snappage to create my own MegaZord of snappage.  This message board may not survive the insanity of that, but it would be an epic way to go.
Imrahil: Don't care about Riding with Death.

Bob: Turkey.

Action Batch:  Woah, let's all mellow out and rap about this.


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Re: Hypothetical snappage
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2011, 12:09:06 PM »
Probably just quote the French guards from Monty Python and the Holy Grail in a last-ditch, desperate attempt to make everybody think I was clever.

And bombard the messages of everybody I hated, throwing the most disgustingly horrific insults at them that I can. When they come forward with the messages, I'll accuse them of faking it to make me look bad, flip out at the accusers, flip out at the mods, flip out at everybody who tells me to calm down, and for my final post in the forum before storming off of the website for good? Goatse. Just because.