Hypothetical snappage

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

If you were gonna blow and "snap" and leave the forum. How would it happen?

[Danecho1967]

Quietly.  Just log out and never log back on.  People who leave dramatically just make a joke of themselves.

[sarcasm_made_Easy]

The point of this thread is to make goofy jokes. 

[Danecho1967]

Well, in that case, I'd send a really vulgar personal message to everyone and say that even wolves wouldn't fuck them.  Then, I'd quietly log out.

[doggans]

I think I'd start fake Twitter and Facebook accounts for whoever caused me to snap and use them to praise the virtues of "Cop Rock" and "Baywatch Nights", thereby damaging their credibility on any subject. 'Cause I'm CA-RAAAAAZY!

[shodan]

i would leave several of the more virulent and destructive of the viruses i have stored in my Avira quarantine on the forum, maybe a Ddos attack, and just generally mess things up. scorched earth policy.

[James of LinHood]

I'd combine Johnny Short Torso, Principal Skin Trade, Dr Who, Isaac, and Googergieger's snappage to create my own MegaZord of snappage.  This message board may not survive the insanity of that, but it would be an epic way to go.

[Dim of the Yard]

Probably just quote the French guards from Monty Python and the Holy Grail in a last-ditch, desperate attempt to make everybody think I was clever.

And bombard the messages of everybody I hated, throwing the most disgustingly horrific insults at them that I can. When they come forward with the messages, I'll accuse them of faking it to make me look bad, flip out at the accusers, flip out at the mods, flip out at everybody who tells me to calm down, and for my final post in the forum before storming off of the website for good? Goatse. Just because.