Ever been arrested for breaking and entering? I have. Many times in fact. I'm not well, Harry.
Okay Harry, now rip out the copper wiring... for magic, of course.
Old people are funny because they're not young.
And they'll die sooner than we will!
And the Hogwarts train detours through the Mongolian desert.
Now to drink pumpkin juice and eat candy, but in a MENACING way!
Anyone seen a sheet of blotter acid?
(rose petal burns in the potion)
Oh, he made Jagermeister.
"Hogwarts is not a place for mad people."
Not including the factulty.
"Hi, this isn't suggestive, is it?"
Hi folks, Neville Longbottom here, kinda sitting out this movie.
"Then she took out the gun and shot the Turk."
Uh-oh, the franchise is becoming self-aware. This isn't good, better run!
"Goodnight, gross violation of my classmates' privacy." (Never thought of that before, but yeah, it totally is!)
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince is brought to you by the unstoppable march of TIME!
Ooo, REJECTED. He must be pretending that the ball is him, and he is most people.
"Guess how many geodes I have!"
"Have you actually MET her?"
"I sent her some of my teeth."
Slughorn is no stranger to roofied young men.
Once again he's struck by the horror of it: he's Ron Weasley.
He said something about a shrieking succubus, is that familiar?