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Offline Thrashalla

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New Short "Jobs in Cosmetology" Now Available!
« on: October 25, 2011, 01:02:09 PM »

For decades, the phrase “I’m looking for a job in cosmetology” has been a great, positive way to let your girlfriend know it’s probably in her best interests to seek a more compatible mate. Cosmetology is a profession traditionally filled with glamour, cutting-edge chic, and hip, attractive stylists--and our new short Jobs in Cosmetology manages to include none of those things! Even better, it presents a 1960s paradise of dead-eyed matrons squirting what appear to be bottles of diner BBQ sauce onto enormous beehive haircuts. It’s garish, hideous, and baffling--in short, the kind of thing we here at RiffTrax live for.

Grab a magazine and plop down in a salon chair next to Mike, Bill, and Kevin for Jobs in Cosmetology! (And please, help us convince Kevin the full-body perm is a bad idea...)

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Re: New Short "Jobs in Cosmetology" Now Available!
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2011, 01:38:04 AM »
Ah yes, hair that doesn't move at all. Now that's what I call attractive.

For any females seeing this, sarcasm strongly intended.

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Re: New Short "Jobs in Cosmetology" Now Available!
« Reply #2 on: October 29, 2011, 05:50:34 PM »
We want to watch "Cop Kitchen."