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[RVR II]

My Doberman would love to play with you and you could get metal plates in your head like me!

Yes.. Be sure to visit Bob's Dobermanator

[bta]

You might as well be a mailman.

[k1]

Well it's been a while since I posted an amusing story about the weird stuff I run into at work, but today was quite something...

As I was walking up to a house to do an inspection a truck pulls in the driveway & a guy gets out.  I ask if he's the homeowner & explain what I'm there for.  He tells me he's not the owner, but might as well be (he's the son of some elderly people who live there) & invites me in to talk with the owners.  I follow him through the garage & into their living room where he proceeds to pull out a handgun.   

"Oh don't worry, I won't kill you. But I can't speak for the gun.  Let me make you a cup of coffee."   

I politely decline & quickly filled out the notice to leave for the owners.  Then he told me how his parents dog is a great great grandpuppy to the dog in Jaws & started rambling on about other things & kept insisting that I let him make me a cup of coffee.  I kept saying "No, that's ok. I really don't need one." and got out of there.  He said "I'll have them call & set up and appointment and I'll see you later! Bye!"

[wurwolf]

But the coffee!

Wow. Glad you got out of there okay.

[mattwnelson]

Hoooooooly SA-MOKES, man. This job sounds dangerous and insane. Time to invest in some bulletproof clothing.

[wurwolf]

Was the dog a doberman? You know you're supposed to wet your pants in fear if there's a gun and a doberman involved.

[k1]

Hoooooooly SA-MOKES, man. This job sounds dangerous and insane. Time to invest in some bulletproof clothing.

It can be depending on the neighborhood.  I'm not too concerned working in the city I am right now, but there is this guy who goes by the name of "MrTorso" that I ran into and I'm not too sure he can be trusted....

My boss is trying to get the contract for the city I live in, and I'm more worried about working in some parts of this city.

[MrTorso]

Hoooooooly SA-MOKES, man. This job sounds dangerous and insane. Time to invest in some bulletproof clothing.

It can be depending on the neighborhood.  I'm not too concerned working in the city I am right now, but there is this guy who goes by the name of "MrTorso" that I ran into and I'm not too sure he can be trusted....

My boss is trying to get the contract for the city I live in, and I'm more worried about working in some parts of this city.

Ha!

How close to my house was this guy??

[Pak-Man]

"Oh don't worry, I won't kill you. But I can't speak for the gun.  Let me make you a cup of coffee."   

Well there you go. People don't kill people. Guns do! :^)

[k1]

Hoooooooly SA-MOKES, man. This job sounds dangerous and insane. Time to invest in some bulletproof clothing.

It can be depending on the neighborhood.  I'm not too concerned working in the city I am right now, but there is this guy who goes by the name of "MrTorso" that I ran into and I'm not too sure he can be trusted....

My boss is trying to get the contract for the city I live in, and I'm more worried about working in some parts of this city.

Ha!

How close to my house was this guy??

Just off Adams St.