When your reaction time is slower than Earnest Borgnine, it's really hard to take them seriously.
Well now they're killing people just by being near them.
And they leave immediately. The miner comes back with 3 gallons of water. "I was only gone for 20 minutes. I even poached eggs!
Well why don't you just teleport there like you just teleported away from the van.
So he just doesn't need his glasses anymore? Maybe he went on a Lasik Mission