Asgard. Designed by Salvidor Dali while on blotter acid.
At this point just put sunglasses on his unconscious body and have Weekend at Thor's.
Meanwhile, back in Asgard, Thor is deeply missed. Once they realized he was the only one who knew the parental control code for the DVR.
In Thor, Anthony Hopkins will take phoning in your role to a whole new level by falling asleep on screen.
Harrison Ford wishes he had thought to do this in Firewall.. and Crystal Skull.... and Cowboys & Aliens.
A deal made possible by the fact that the Norse God Thor speaks English!
This place is well fortified. Except for, y'know, the TENT FABRIC!
I'm sorry, but as a gorgeous woman, I'm not used to guys being interested in me. (I don't usually find Natalie Portman all that attractive, but she did look really good in this movie. Something about the way her hair was styled I really liked. That plus the fact she was a geek)
Shall I continue to name random places at you?
You have the keys to the Sampo. (can't believe I'm the first person to mention this)