Not only did I recognize them as Poptarts immediately, I also noticed that they're the best flavor (Brown Sugar and Cinnamon). I am not an avid Poptart eater. I rarely have them. I generally eat them on the occasions when I remember they exist.
Brown Sugar and Cinnamon is the worst flavor. Those are the ones always left last in the variety pack. When a store is running low on stocking Pop Tarts, these are the last ones left on the shelves. They are the Amish of Pop Tarts. Brown Sugar and Cinnamon Pop Tarts are responsible for more people going over to Toaster Strudel than any other flavor. They are horrible.
By chance, do you think vanilla is the most exciting ice cream flavor?
You know what? I'm fucking sick of your elitist attitude towards flavors of Poptarts. Seriously, man. Who do you think you are? I'm pretty sure that most of us can agree that you're just being an asshole right now. And you know what? I EAT BOTH. That's right. I eat both Poptarts AND Toaster Strudels. I love them. And I'm going out and buying up all the Brown Sugar and Cinnamon flavored PTs at my Safeway.
Seriously, this is stupid. At this point,you're just being a bigot. Grow the fuck UP. Seriously.
Oh yeah? OH YEAH? Listen here you pinko commie pony loving Toaster Strudel sympathizer! Why don't you and your Pillsbury fanboys just go back to Minneapolis and stuff your goddamn fucking faces! In the meantime, real heterosexual God Fearing Americans like me enjoy our fucking monogamistic PopTarts! Which come in a delightful variety of NON-Brown Sugar and Cinnamon such as S'mores, Apple Strudel, Blueberry, Blueberry Muffin, Cherry, Chocolate Chip, Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough, Chocolate Fudge, Cinnamon Roll, Wild Berry, Wild Watermelon, Cookies & Creme, Gingerbread, Hot Fudge Sundae, Raspberry, Strawberry, Strawberry Milkshake, Vanilla Milkshake, Ice Cream Sandwich, Wild Grape, Rainbow Cookie Sandwich, Salt Water Taffy, Wildlicious Wild Strawberry, Chocolate Vanilla, Strawberry Blueberry, Chocolate Strawberry, Strawberry Lemonade, Baby Bits, Dulce De Leche, Guava Mango, Chocolate Banana Split, Orange Cream, Choc-o-Lantern Frosted Chocolate Fudge, Pumpkin Pie, Gingerbread, Wild Berry Bloom, Cherry Turnover, Confetti Cake, Knock Knock Jokes Wild Berry, Barbie Sparkleberry, Barbie Wildberry, American Idol Blue Raspberry, Pictionary, Nix Family Laffy Taffy Flavors, Chocolate Fudge, Wild Berry, Cherry Berry Rick Pip, Pokemon Cherry, Chocotastic, Strawberry Sensatic, and GODDAMN Choco-mallow!
Now I politely invite you to kiss my ass. Thank you.