So, what did we learn this time, class?

[Bob]

I learned that cops in small towns with no bad guys carry Uzis.

Uzis with almost unlimited mag capacity.

Well, it is a movie. That's pretty standard.

*adjusts nerd glasses*

I would ASSUME a movie called Abraxas would have SOME level of realism.

[CJones]

I learned that the "parsec" is in fact a unit of time, as established in the original Star Wars, and not a unit of distance as my schooling had so irresponsibly led me to believe. 

[TriffRax]

I learned, once again, not to cross the streams.

[Bob]

I learned, once again, not to cross the streams.

"I don't know why you insist on learning things the hard way, but you gon' learn. Oh yeah, you gon' learn"

[skenderberg]

I learned that Principal Bellushi has never thought of just telling them to stop it. 

[MST3Kgirl]

I learned that parents can not realize that you WEREN'T pregnant the day before.

[Smith Dr John Smith]

I learned that it is fun to say "I break for Abraxas".