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What ranking do you give this track?  1 star being poor, 10 being rifftacular.

**********(10)
13 (31.7%)
*********(9)
11 (26.8%)
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10 (24.4%)
*******(7)
5 (12.2%)
******(6)
1 (2.4%)
*****(5)
1 (2.4%)
****(4)
0 (0%)
***(3)
0 (0%)
**(2)
0 (0%)
*(1)
0 (0%)

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Offline Variety of Cells

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Rank-a-Riff
« on: February 16, 2007, 09:48:30 PM »
Don't have time to sift through the thoughts topic?  Have a poll fetish?  Can't read?  No worries.  Just rank your Rifftrax here.

And don't forget to vote again on the actual Rifftrax page, where you purchase the Rifftrax.


Offline macleod

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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2007, 12:33:17 PM »
Easily the best riff since Road House, I give it a 10 out of 10 drinkable bottles of valvoline


Offline Tony Farms AKA Puma Man

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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2007, 03:12:28 PM »
Definitely a ten.

Mike is awesome by himself.


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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2007, 03:14:03 AM »
Good stuff!! Second to Road House as far as I am concerned.


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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #4 on: February 20, 2007, 07:16:47 AM »
Wow. You guys are being quite lax about this one. I gotta say it just doesn't hold up to the best ones. But more on that in the "Thoughts" section...

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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #5 on: February 20, 2007, 09:28:07 AM »
Wow. You guys are being quite lax about this one. I gotta say it just doesn't hold up to the best ones. But more on that in the "Thoughts" section...

 ;)

Sigh...Kodiak...


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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2007, 12:02:46 PM »
I thought it was great, though perhaps not the heights of his recent ventures with the guys.  8.


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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #7 on: February 27, 2007, 10:17:15 PM »
9. This was my favorite in a long time and definitely my favorite with Mike flying solo.  Heck, I don't even find this movie that horrible, it's not nearly as insulting as some of the other crappy 80's Stallone pics - Cobra, Tango & Cash, Rhinestone (!!)...you get the idea.  Great stuff.
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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #8 on: February 28, 2007, 05:54:39 AM »
Yeah, this movie was just plain stupid...Cobra WAS insultingly awful


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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #9 on: April 12, 2007, 07:40:09 AM »
i'm stingy, i gave it a seven. i think i've given everything sevens or eights, i'm saving my nines and tens for the sheer brilliance i know mike's capable of. like, if  he ever does a two-fer with trace beaulieu i'll be glad i saved my tens. 8)

so far, i liked this but not as much as i liked terminator 3, which i saw at about the same time. i liked wicker man, but not as much as roadhouse. roadhouse is brilliant! my favorite so far, with T3 coming in second.


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Re: Rank-a-Riff
« Reply #10 on: August 19, 2008, 10:12:49 AM »
10

I love this goofy movie, but Mike makes it 10 times better. Arm wrestling, truck driving, a whinny kid. Whats not to like?